Meaningless product descriptions

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Dec 2021
2:05pm, 26 Dec 2021
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ChrisHB
Showcasing the most advanced aircraft across commercial and military aviation design, the daily flying display brings innovation to the skies of Farnborough.

Illustrated by a picture of bi-planes with wing-walkers.

farnboroughairshow.com
Dec 2021
2:14pm, 31 Dec 2021
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Stiller Nachtläufer
"Just so you know, we have nothing in our larder that you wouldn't have in yours."

Not meaningless, but they've clearly never been in my kitchen.
Jan 2022
2:11pm, 7 Jan 2022
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ChrisHB
"Every week we inform you several times with fun and innovative offers available on the web."

An explanation as to how I was sent an unsolicited email about funeral plans.
Jan 2022
2:19pm, 7 Jan 2022
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Oscar the Grouch
Putting the fun into funeral
Jan 2022
9:35am, 9 Jan 2022
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Velociraptor
Why bother climbing or weightlifting when you can buy a stick with patterned sandpaper on it to destroy the skin of your hands without leaving your own sofa?
gripcure.com
Can be bought in a package with a brush to scrub the detached flesh off the sandpaper.
Jan 2022
4:53pm, 9 Jan 2022
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Steve NordRunner
Says it's a callous remover - wasn't that Léon?
Jan 2022
8:21pm, 9 Jan 2022
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Carpathius
Similar to a cleaner?
Jan 2022
9:56am, 11 Jan 2022
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quimby
Garmin Tactix Delta features.

:-O

Jan 2022
10:03am, 11 Jan 2022
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Sigh
Garmin Tactix Delta features.


....are they going after a market for assassins, now? :-O
Jan 2022
10:06am, 11 Jan 2022
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Groundhog
So, just shorts then.

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