Meaningless product descriptions
123 watchers
Dec 2021
2:05pm, 26 Dec 2021
21,397 posts
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ChrisHB
Showcasing the most advanced aircraft across commercial and military aviation design, the daily flying display brings innovation to the skies of Farnborough. Illustrated by a picture of bi-planes with wing-walkers. farnboroughairshow.com |
Dec 2021
2:14pm, 31 Dec 2021
539 posts
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Stiller Nachtläufer
"Just so you know, we have nothing in our larder that you wouldn't have in yours." Not meaningless, but they've clearly never been in my kitchen. |
Jan 2022
2:11pm, 7 Jan 2022
21,430 posts
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ChrisHB
"Every week we inform you several times with fun and innovative offers available on the web." An explanation as to how I was sent an unsolicited email about funeral plans. |
Jan 2022
2:19pm, 7 Jan 2022
4,094 posts
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Oscar the Grouch
Putting the fun into funeral
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Jan 2022
9:35am, 9 Jan 2022
55,850 posts
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Velociraptor
Why bother climbing or weightlifting when you can buy a stick with patterned sandpaper on it to destroy the skin of your hands without leaving your own sofa? gripcure.com Can be bought in a package with a brush to scrub the detached flesh off the sandpaper. |
Jan 2022
4:53pm, 9 Jan 2022
1,073 posts
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Steve NordRunner
Says it's a callous remover - wasn't that Léon?
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Jan 2022
8:21pm, 9 Jan 2022
21,393 posts
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Carpathius
Similar to a cleaner?
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Jan 2022
9:56am, 11 Jan 2022
5,228 posts
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quimby
Garmin Tactix Delta features. |
Jan 2022
10:03am, 11 Jan 2022
11,040 posts
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Sigh
Garmin Tactix Delta features. ....are they going after a market for assassins, now? |
Jan 2022
10:06am, 11 Jan 2022
3,333 posts
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Groundhog
So, just shorts then. |
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