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swittle May 2020 11:26am, 30 May 2020 64,240 posts	Quote Pin swittle [ ]
Winniefree May 2020 11:28am, 30 May 2020 1,676 posts	Quote Pin Winniefree [great TOTP Swittle]
swittle May 2020 11:28am, 30 May 2020 64,243 posts	Quote Pin swittle [ ]
RichHL May 2020 12:09pm, 30 May 2020 13,884 posts	Quote Pin RichHL Defecation is not be a spectator sport. The Russian judge will not mark you down for minor technical deficiencies in your dismount.
Metro_Nome May 2020 12:13pm, 30 May 2020 5,397 posts	Quote Pin Metro_Nome I mean, that's lovely. but it's quite clearly three households together. and you're the one that moans if you give people an inch they'll take a mile...
Diogenes May 2020 6:12pm, 30 May 2020 49,268 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Please could you ask your visitors to stop urging their excitable, yappy dog to bark by saying “see him off, see him off” every time he barks at a bird or a nearby noise. It’s quite annoying and also sets off several other dogs in the area.
jennyh May 2020 7:11pm, 30 May 2020 4,445 posts	Quote Pin jennyh This is the second time you’ve made me change this Zoom meeting to a time you can all do, then none of you bother to either show up or let me know you can’t make it - I totally get people being zoomed out, but just have a bit of common fucking decency and tell me.
Fizz :-) May 2020 7:13pm, 30 May 2020 3,877 posts	Quote Pin Fizz :-) [do you live next door to my dad, Dio? He does that!]
Serendippily May 2020 8:54pm, 30 May 2020 17,885 posts	Quote Pin Serendippily Ugh I hate chrysanthemums. Thanks though
Metro_Nome May 2020 8:57pm, 30 May 2020 5,398 posts	Quote Pin Metro_Nome Oh yeah. That’s why we haven’t talked in a while. “No kids yet? Your eggs will dry up! God will send you one”. Fuck. Right. Off.