Things you want to say but can't

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swittle May 2020 11:26am, 30 May 2020 64,240 posts	0 swittle [ ]
Winniefree May 2020 11:28am, 30 May 2020 1,676 posts	0 Winniefree [great TOTP Swittle]
swittle May 2020 11:28am, 30 May 2020 64,243 posts	0 swittle [ ]
RichHL May 2020 12:09pm, 30 May 2020 13,884 posts	0 RichHL Defecation is not be a spectator sport. The Russian judge will not mark you down for minor technical deficiencies in your dismount.
Metro_Nome May 2020 12:13pm, 30 May 2020 5,397 posts	0 Metro_Nome I mean, that's lovely. but it's quite clearly three households together. and you're the one that moans if you give people an inch they'll take a mile...
Diogenes May 2020 6:12pm, 30 May 2020 49,268 posts	0 Diogenes Please could you ask your visitors to stop urging their excitable, yappy dog to bark by saying “see him off, see him off” every time he barks at a bird or a nearby noise. It’s quite annoying and also sets off several other dogs in the area.
jennyh May 2020 7:11pm, 30 May 2020 4,445 posts	0 jennyh This is the second time you’ve made me change this Zoom meeting to a time you can all do, then none of you bother to either show up or let me know you can’t make it - I totally get people being zoomed out, but just have a bit of common fucking decency and tell me.
Fizz :-) May 2020 7:13pm, 30 May 2020 3,877 posts	0 Fizz :-) [do you live next door to my dad, Dio? He does that!]
Serendippily May 2020 8:54pm, 30 May 2020 17,885 posts	0 Serendippily Ugh I hate chrysanthemums. Thanks though
Metro_Nome May 2020 8:57pm, 30 May 2020 5,398 posts	0 Metro_Nome Oh yeah. That’s why we haven’t talked in a while. “No kids yet? Your eggs will dry up! God will send you one”. Fuck. Right. Off.