Things you want to say but can't

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Lip Gloss May 2020 9:00pm, 30 May 2020 40,835 posts	0 Lip Gloss [ No way ]
Serendippily May 2020 9:01pm, 30 May 2020 17,887 posts	0 Serendippily [that makes me angry]
Metro_Nome May 2020 9:04pm, 30 May 2020 5,399 posts	0 Metro_Nome [thankfully I genuinely don’t want any and I can laugh it off. Imagine if I was desperately trying?? And given I know he cheated on the mother of his kids I know which situation I would rather be in]
WA May 2020 9:11pm, 30 May 2020 6,939 posts	0 WA FFS. You are not the first person ever to get a splinter [I did say this. Apparently it's like no other splinter ever. EVER. Whatever]
Diogenes May 2020 9:19pm, 30 May 2020 49,271 posts	0 Diogenes I have not fucked up both my legs by running this morning
ChrisHB May 2020 10:22pm, 30 May 2020 19,332 posts	0 ChrisHB ( hope legs are fine after a night's sleep )
Metro_Nome May 2020 11:14pm, 30 May 2020 5,400 posts	0 Metro_Nome I JUST DID A SINGLE LEG HOP ON MY LEFT LEG
Derby Tup May 2020 11:22pm, 30 May 2020 42,479 posts	0 Derby Tup Get fucked off Oh, and when you come back, fuck off again
Metro_Nome May 2020 12:12am, 31 May 2020 5,401 posts	0 Metro_Nome Oh I’m glad you received my gift. Cos I didn’t send it to receive a thank you, but given your insta story is full of thank yous for all the gifts you received, I was worried mine hadn’t arrived
Fragile Do Not Bend May 2020 10:11am, 31 May 2020 6,075 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend I think the rocket launch might might be more of interest to astronomers than astrologers, you moron.