Things you want to say but can't

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Hark the Helegant Angels Sing Dec 2016 10:41am, 19 Dec 2016 4,120 posts	0 Hark the Helegant Angels Sing [he wanted to be a velociraptor... (then maybe discovered there wasn't a vacancy?)]
Raptors Claws are coming to town Dec 2016 10:57am, 19 Dec 2016 35,049 posts	0 Raptors Claws are coming to town Let me run that past you again. Your periods are all manner of dreadful, and the only time they've eased up a little is when you've been pregnant, but even then they were worse than other people's periods. Is this a dare? You're a bit old for that lark.
ChrisHB Dec 2016 10:58am, 19 Dec 2016 14,282 posts	0 ChrisHB Dear Microsoft, Windows is 31 years old, so why does it still allow printers to get into a state where the only solution is to uninstall and reinstall them? Congratulations, however, on finally publishing that "solution".
ChrisHB Dec 2016 12:06pm, 19 Dec 2016 14,283 posts	0 ChrisHB I never mis-spell my name either when typing or writing. Chirs
Yorkshire Mince Pie Dec 2016 12:19pm, 19 Dec 2016 13,087 posts	0 Yorkshire Mince Pie If you want advice on a contract to cover some work being done over Christmas, it is preferable to get it reviewed before the 19th. [Doesn't actually bother me too much, I'm out for most of the week so a colleague is picking it up. But still...]
ChrisHB Dec 2016 12:49pm, 19 Dec 2016 14,286 posts	0 ChrisHB I have not started eating Christmas cake.
ChrisHB Dec 2016 1:02pm, 19 Dec 2016 14,289 posts	0 ChrisHB No one has eaten all the bananas. [ Never mind, I'll have a tomato for lunch. ] No one has eaten all the tomatoes.
Nicholls595 Dec 2016 1:06pm, 19 Dec 2016 9,395 posts	0 Nicholls595 Are Clare Balding and Eddie Izzard the same person? Yhey never seem to be on the screen at the same time.
ChrisHB Dec 2016 1:59pm, 19 Dec 2016 14,291 posts	0 ChrisHB [ I have to praise my son for explaining politely to his grandmother that a car that has air-bags is unlikely for that reason to have ineffective brakes. ]
Dr TinselD Dec 2016 3:06pm, 19 Dec 2016 13,872 posts	0 Dr TinselD ["A sneaky drink, a cheeky wink.." Sung by a class of 10 yr olds]