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Dec 2016
9:38am, 19 Dec 2016
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Icelandic Trigirl
"Brioche's"

Seriously? You have managed to offend three classic languages in one single sign. (ok, maybe just 2 as I am not sure the pastiche that is English constitutes a classic.)

[didn't say it because the white chocolate one was superb]
Dec 2016
9:56am, 19 Dec 2016
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Deck the halls with 2 Xmas baubles?
I don't think this is pretentious crap.... from the website of a photographer one of my customers is using next year

"As a kid I had dreams of growing up and becoming a dinosaur. I have too many pairs of Vans, I love the rain, pistachios, driving with the windows down & peanut butter sandwiches (Crunchy)"
Dec 2016
10:11am, 19 Dec 2016
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mad4purple
The diesel nozzle wasn't covered in diesel. I can't still smell it on me.
Dec 2016
10:20am, 19 Dec 2016
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Raptors Claws are coming to town
You lot are all suffering from a surfeit of mince pies and Bailey's. Go away and sleep it off.
Dec 2016
10:20am, 19 Dec 2016
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Dr TinselD
[Ugh D2]

Maybe I'm old, but no Christmas Carols? It's not like there was no religious element in the assembly. What about We Wish You A Merry Christmas? And enough with the scatchy violin.
Dec 2016
10:20am, 19 Dec 2016
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Dr TinselD
Oh and that song was plain inappropriate.
Dec 2016
10:29am, 19 Dec 2016
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macca 53
[isn't wondering what song wasn't appropriate; Summer Holiday? Metal Guru?]
Dec 2016
10:36am, 19 Dec 2016
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Icelandic Trigirl
(They sang "Last Christmas" here - but I think tri-baby was the only kid who actually knew what the song was about. They then had some happy Italian lyrics to the same tune with a comletely different meaning.)
Dec 2016
10:38am, 19 Dec 2016
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Raptors Claws are coming to town
[That sounds like useful information for catering purposes, D2. But let's hope the wedding party doesn't also include someone who goes into anaphylaxis when they're in the same county as a peanut butter sandwich.]
Dec 2016
10:40am, 19 Dec 2016
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McGoohan
["I like big butts and I cannot lie..."]

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