Meaningless product descriptions

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Oct 2022
4:26pm, 12 Oct 2022
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ChrisHB
I was assuming that the 'expectations' had been predicted by the company itself, not by interested observers.
Oct 2022
4:58pm, 12 Oct 2022
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GordonG
I'm with you on that one ChrisHB
Oct 2022
7:21pm, 12 Oct 2022
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Nellers
Surely, then, they should have said "expects revenue to exceed market expectations"
Oct 2022
3:50pm, 13 Oct 2022
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Nellers


To translate: they shake it then they shine a light on it, then they charge a fortune for it.
Oct 2022
4:00pm, 13 Oct 2022
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Carpathius
Thanks, I hate it.
Oct 2022
4:49pm, 13 Oct 2022
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fetcheveryone
If rainbow frequency is not your thing, try love frequency:

findmyfrequency.com
Oct 2022
5:11pm, 13 Oct 2022
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Oscar the Grouch
Surely it loses all that once shoved in a bottle/can?! (Even if we believe that it was there in the first place). Presumably one finds it next to unicorns in the shop?
Oct 2022
5:13pm, 13 Oct 2022
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Nellers
So it’s incredibly pure water which contains a variety of minerals? That’s like being a journalist working for the Sun: you kind of have to pick one or the other don’t you?
Oct 2022
10:36pm, 13 Oct 2022
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Badger
That infusion bit seems to mean "we shone white light on it"
Oct 2022
11:02pm, 13 Oct 2022
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GlennR
Can any of you science types confirm that a rainbow has a frequency?

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