Meaningless product descriptions

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11:19pm, 1 Oct 2022
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Oscar the Grouch
Raw cut indeed.
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11:38pm, 1 Oct 2022
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Nellers
They look like they embrace very little, and your elegance is definitely not going to be included!
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5:40am, 2 Oct 2022
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Pothunter
😂
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Steve NordRunner
« Infinity C4 Foam Pad - Delivers gender-specific targeted comfort on the bike.»
pretty tame as these things go, except that targeting my genital area makes me squirm a bit.
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11:53am, 12 Oct 2022
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ChrisHB
[company] expects revenue to exceed expectations
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12:08pm, 12 Oct 2022
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Nellers
No they don’t.
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12:19pm, 12 Oct 2022
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GlennR
[Sorry to be pedantic, but those announcements are important to the markets and are expected of quoted companies.]
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12:21pm, 12 Oct 2022
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ChrisHB
I dare say, but it would be more correct to say 'to exceed previous expectations' or 'has been revised upwards'.
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12:52pm, 12 Oct 2022
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um
unless it's 'exceed your expectations' ?
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4:15pm, 12 Oct 2022
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GregP
[agree with Glenn - nothing daft about ‘we think our numbers will be better than you are expecting them to be’]

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