Meaningless product descriptions

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Sigh Sep 2022 1:50pm, 13 Sep 2022 16,577 posts	0 Sigh "Our spontaneous bed and breakfast rate is only available 4 weeks in advance"
GregP Sep 2022 1:52pm, 13 Sep 2022 139,117 posts	0 GregP That is just spectacular. I'll update the header forthwith.
Fragile Do Not Bend Sep 2022 1:54pm, 13 Sep 2022 10,165 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend For someone like me who is an over-planner, 4 weeks is spontaneous 😅
Oscar the Grouch Sep 2022 10:36pm, 13 Sep 2022 5,177 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Bravo, Sigh
GlennR Sep 2022 10:59pm, 13 Sep 2022 65,429 posts	0 GlennR While being driven to the airport I saw a billboard for a resort called the Forte Rose. “It’s not a place, it’s a feeling”. Checked the website just now: “Forte Rose Resort REMARKABLE IN IT’S WAY”.
GregP Sep 2022 8:51am, 14 Sep 2022 139,126 posts	0 GregP Oh heck. Two brilliant offerings in one week
Carpathius Sep 2022 12:25pm, 14 Sep 2022 21,788 posts	0 Carpathius What is it in the way of? Apart from proper punctuation.
Steve NordRunner Sep 2022 5:36pm, 14 Sep 2022 1,901 posts	0 Steve NordRunner The bad feeling it gives gets in the way of appreciating the place.
Fragile Do Not Bend Sep 2022 9:03pm, 20 Sep 2022 10,185 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Can you describe a person as a product? Anyway I’m putting this here as I can’t think of anywhere better to put it.
Oscar the Grouch Sep 2022 9:05pm, 20 Sep 2022 5,199 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Asparamancer. Word! Belongs in that ridiculous Queen song.