Meaningless product descriptions

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Silent Runner Sep 2022 10:27pm, 7 Sep 2022 828 posts	0 Silent Runner If you want to "enliven" your water molecules, just stick them in a kettle and boil them. Even with current energy prices I suspect it's significantly cheaper than the product in TR's post. I wouldn't recommend hydrating with boiling water, though.
ThorntonRunner Sep 2022 10:31pm, 7 Sep 2022 6,154 posts	0 ThorntonRunner The product was put of stock so I don't know what the price would have been
HellsBells Sep 2022 10:38pm, 7 Sep 2022 29,275 posts	0 HellsBells Apparently around £2.50 a bottle, but postage might be a bit steep! onlinestore.wholefoodshouse.com.au
Steve NordRunner Sep 2022 3:58pm, 8 Sep 2022 1,857 posts	0 Steve NordRunner You'd have thought they could deliver water via the cloud.
Silent Runner Sep 2022 4:26pm, 8 Sep 2022 829 posts	0 Silent Runner ...or by streaming it.
Oscar the Grouch Sep 2022 9:34pm, 8 Sep 2022 5,166 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Well done both 👏
GlennR Sep 2022 11:36pm, 8 Sep 2022 65,409 posts	0 GlennR Torrent, Shirley?
Silent Runner Sep 2022 9:28pm, 10 Sep 2022 831 posts	0 Silent Runner Taken from Facebook - not a product description, but it seemed appropriate for here: "Strange-Looking Woman, Walking or Levitating, Is Stalking NASA’s Curiosity Rover On Mars". It's nonsense of course - just a vague resemblance to a female form in a rather blurry photo of some rock formations - but it has made me realise that I don't use the phrase "walking or levitating" nearly enough...
Steve NordRunner Sep 2022 11:09pm, 10 Sep 2022 1,874 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Maybe that's what jogging in .38g looks like, but they didn't want to use that dirty word.
GlennR Sep 2022 11:33pm, 10 Sep 2022 65,416 posts	0 GlennR Walking, levitating, or falling. Me after five pints of Old Curmudgeon.