Meaningless product descriptions

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Nicholls595
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11:34pm, 24 Aug 2022
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McGoohan
"Barista potato"
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11:35pm, 24 Aug 2022
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McGoohan
"Would you like whipped cream on that?"
"No thanks. Just the mashed potato"
Aug 2022
12:54am, 25 Aug 2022
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GlennR
I don’t think I want a barista’s “potato” on my coffee, thanks.

Ditto “chef’s special sauce”.
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6:39am, 25 Aug 2022
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Carpathius
*snorts* you lot have minds in the gutter :)

Potato milk? Whatever next?
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7:34am, 25 Aug 2022
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3M (aka MarkyMarkMark)
Isn't that just starchy water?
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7:56am, 25 Aug 2022
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Red Squirrel
I know. No need.
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9:14am, 25 Aug 2022
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Steve NordRunner
What do you call a barrista with a potato on his head?
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9:32am, 25 Aug 2022
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GregP
Anything you like he can't hear you.
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DocM
watch out for the barista with a chip on his shoulder

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