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GlennR Aug 2022 11:11am, 19 Aug 2022 65,061 posts	0 GlennR [Lesley C, peanuts and nuts are different allergens, since peanuts are not nuts, IYSWIM].
Oscar the Grouch Aug 2022 1:08pm, 19 Aug 2022 5,112 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Aren't they?! Wow. What are they then? (Not being facetious, genuinely interested)
GordonG Aug 2022 1:10pm, 19 Aug 2022 9,226 posts	0 GordonG I always thought peanuts were peas.
GordonG Aug 2022 1:11pm, 19 Aug 2022 9,227 posts	0 GordonG (Or something to do with peas, to be more precise)
GlennR Aug 2022 1:12pm, 19 Aug 2022 65,077 posts	0 GlennR Legumes, yes.
fetcheveryone Aug 2022 3:29pm, 23 Aug 2022 28,055 posts	0 fetcheveryone I've just been emailed about the Rebel Tactical Pen theatomicbear.com They are offering samples Use its tungstene[sic] carbide tip to escape from crashed car, to save a baby from heatstroke, or to defend yourself against an aggressor. and also: Sometimes carrying a concealed weapon is not enough. Sometimes concealed carry is impractical like when you’re wearing a tuxedo or a cocktail dress. And sometimes you need more protection than your firearm, which can be hard to get to in the event of a scuffle. You need a self defense[sic] pen. And not just any self defense[sic] pen. You need the Rebel Pen from the Atomic Bear.
fetcheveryone Aug 2022 3:30pm, 23 Aug 2022 28,056 posts	0 fetcheveryone Considered non-lethal, tactical pens are not designed to kill. However, that doesn’t mean that they won’t.
GregP Aug 2022 3:40pm, 23 Aug 2022 138,649 posts	0 GregP When TASERs were first introduced in my industry they were described as "less lethal".
GordonG Aug 2022 12:16pm, 24 Aug 2022 9,234 posts	0 GordonG Omg there's been so many times in my life when I've been wearing a tux and have worried about not having a concealed weapon. Though admitedly not as many times as when I've been wearing a cocktail dress...
Diogenes Aug 2022 12:18pm, 24 Aug 2022 72,337 posts	0 Diogenes In those circumstances, Gordon, I be more worried about my weapon becoming unconcealed.