Meaningless product descriptions
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Aug 2022
11:11am, 19 Aug 2022
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GlennR
[Lesley C, peanuts and nuts are different allergens, since peanuts are not nuts, IYSWIM].
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Aug 2022
1:08pm, 19 Aug 2022
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Oscar the Grouch
Aren't they?! Wow. What are they then? (Not being facetious, genuinely interested)
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Aug 2022
1:10pm, 19 Aug 2022
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GordonG
I always thought peanuts were peas.
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Aug 2022
1:11pm, 19 Aug 2022
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GordonG
(Or something to do with peas, to be more precise)
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Aug 2022
1:12pm, 19 Aug 2022
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GlennR
Legumes, yes.
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Aug 2022
3:29pm, 23 Aug 2022
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fetcheveryone
I've just been emailed about the Rebel Tactical Pen theatomicbear.com They are offering samples Use its tungstene[sic] carbide tip to escape from crashed car, to save a baby from heatstroke, or to defend yourself against an aggressor. and also: Sometimes carrying a concealed weapon is not enough. Sometimes concealed carry is impractical like when you’re wearing a tuxedo or a cocktail dress. And sometimes you need more protection than your firearm, which can be hard to get to in the event of a scuffle. You need a self defense[sic] pen. And not just any self defense[sic] pen. You need the Rebel Pen from the Atomic Bear. |
Aug 2022
3:30pm, 23 Aug 2022
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fetcheveryone
Considered non-lethal, tactical pens are not designed to kill. However, that doesn’t mean that they won’t. |
Aug 2022
3:40pm, 23 Aug 2022
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GregP
When TASERs were first introduced in my industry they were described as "less lethal".
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Aug 2022
12:16pm, 24 Aug 2022
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GordonG
Omg there's been so many times in my life when I've been wearing a tux and have worried about not having a concealed weapon. Though admitedly not as many times as when I've been wearing a cocktail dress...
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Aug 2022
12:18pm, 24 Aug 2022
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Diogenes
In those circumstances, Gordon, I be more worried about my weapon becoming unconcealed.
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