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Groundhog Jan 2021 7:17pm, 28 Jan 2021 1,958 posts	0 Groundhog That is, it's a bath towel with that picture on it.
Dvorak Feb 2021 10:08pm, 1 Feb 2021 21,935 posts	0 Dvorak The long haul flight, camping at a festival, trekking through the desert, even running the gauntlet commuting into work. Below The Belt is there to facilitate these experiences, to ease the journey. This does exactly what it says on the tube - it keeps you fresh and dry which, if you think about it, is no small task. Below The Belt Grooming Instant Clean Balls Spray. Key Features: Spray over groin area to refresh when a shower isn't possible Instantly cleans and refreshes balls with long lasting results
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Feb 2021 10:12pm, 1 Feb 2021 14,179 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M)
McGoohan Feb 2021 10:19pm, 1 Feb 2021 48,368 posts	0 McGoohan So.... you never need wash again? Where do I sign up?
chunkywizard Feb 2021 10:37pm, 1 Feb 2021 11,324 posts	0 chunkywizard A spray that cleans? Is it like bleach?
Pothunter Feb 2021 11:00pm, 1 Feb 2021 3,725 posts	0 Pothunter Instantly!
um Feb 2021 8:35am, 2 Feb 2021 4,222 posts	0 um Is it for golf, or a thing to help cheat in cricket & get extra movement in the air?
Carpathius Feb 2021 9:10am, 2 Feb 2021 20,516 posts	0 Carpathius I'm assuming that if you had enough movement in the air, the spray wouldn't be needed.
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Feb 2021 9:18am, 2 Feb 2021 14,182 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) [ There is a joke about buying deodorant - "ball?" "no, for under my arms"... (That's the very short version!) ]
Snoot Feb 2021 11:11am, 2 Feb 2021 1,541 posts	0 Snoot [needs to be heard to work markymarkmark 😉]