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um Aug 2020 9:59am, 15 Aug 2020 3,127 posts	0 um Sadly the portal is sellotaped shut ....
fetcheveryone Aug 2020 10:07am, 15 Aug 2020 24,516 posts	0 fetcheveryone ^
Dvorak Aug 2020 10:46am, 15 Aug 2020 20,491 posts	0 Dvorak Has there been an unboxing: sorry, opening of the portal to a world of opportunities, yet? What possibly could be contained therein? A folding unicycle? A costume? A self-assembly circus skills kit (including trapeze)?
Badger Aug 2020 10:48am, 15 Aug 2020 12,644 posts	0 Badger Very strong beer?
GlennR Aug 2020 12:36pm, 15 Aug 2020 51,918 posts	0 GlennR
Nicholls595 Aug 2020 12:49pm, 15 Aug 2020 22,084 posts	0 Nicholls595 Oooo satirical beer
Badger Aug 2020 1:50pm, 15 Aug 2020 12,646 posts	0 Badger By a startling coincidence, I had a box of that delivered last week.
ChrisHB Aug 2020 10:56pm, 23 Aug 2020 19,644 posts	0 ChrisHB "delivers the values you need" no idea what this is about, but a Management Consultancy would fit, assuming them to be clueless what "values" are. If I see the ad again I'll pay more attention
ChrisHB Aug 2020 11:15pm, 23 Aug 2020 19,645 posts	0 ChrisHB "move forward with Relativ Teamsonia"
Dvorak Aug 2020 11:26pm, 23 Aug 2020 20,548 posts	0 Dvorak I think they've been drawn against Traktor Ludogorets in the Europa League.