Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Sep 2020 12:53pm, 13 Sep 2020 19,721 posts	0 ChrisHB I'm sure I got one with no effort for the Cambridge Christmas Mile (the fares to Newmarket and Cambridge appear to be the same). Perhaps I'll go to the station today and see if it'll sell me one.
GlennR Sep 2020 2:08pm, 13 Sep 2020 52,559 posts	0 GlennR The fairs will be the same because the journey from Cambridge to Newmarket is by an open cart shared with pigs and chickens. The railway people call it the dog cart.
Red Squirrel Sep 2020 6:25pm, 15 Sep 2020 21,549 posts	0 Red Squirrel I'd like that; I find trains too hot.
Carpathius Sep 2020 6:37pm, 15 Sep 2020 19,893 posts	0 Carpathius Not really meaningless, but still bloody stupid.
ChrisHB Sep 2020 6:39pm, 15 Sep 2020 19,727 posts	0 ChrisHB PERFECT!
Mouseytongue Sep 2020 6:41pm, 15 Sep 2020 5,815 posts	0 Mouseytongue ^ Holy fuck, Batman! My wife once bought me a sweater from Muji. The washing instructions were - Do Not Wash! 🤡
Sigh Sep 2020 7:08pm, 15 Sep 2020 7,281 posts	0 Sigh Haha, love that!! (the chopping board)
GregP Sep 2020 7:30pm, 15 Sep 2020 122,620 posts	0 GregP About time we had a new picture in the header/siderer
Snoot Sep 2020 8:34pm, 15 Sep 2020 385 posts	0 Snoot (Chopping board’s hilarious 😂) My SiL once bought me a glass froster, the aerosol can had a ‘contents not for consumption’ label on it. Luckily it didn’t work!!
stilldreaming Sep 2020 9:51pm, 15 Sep 2020 396 posts	0 stilldreaming (Carp - that is ace!).