Meaningless product descriptions

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Dvorak Aug 2020 1:16pm, 7 Aug 2020 20,431 posts	0 Dvorak Trumping again ... m.dhgate.com Please not to be confusing with "Bullet Detachable Scrotal Physiological Underwear U-shaped Relief Design Breathing Free Mode Boxer Elephant Trunk Men's Underwear".
Diogenes Aug 2020 1:36pm, 7 Aug 2020 51,787 posts	0 Diogenes Ah, that cute little wolf with his wet nose... ...eeeuuuuw.
McGoohan Aug 2020 2:19pm, 7 Aug 2020 46,421 posts	0 McGoohan The fact that you get three in a pack is really tempting me now
Carpathius Aug 2020 9:31pm, 7 Aug 2020 19,807 posts	0 Carpathius I thought there were usually more than that in a pack?
oi you Aug 2020 7:33pm, 9 Aug 2020 470 posts	0 oi you Instructions found on a bottle of cider:- Once open refrigerate and consume within 3 days.
ChrisHB Aug 2020 8:09pm, 9 Aug 2020 19,601 posts	0 ChrisHB this one annoys me beyond measure or reason: Four half-slices of ham Now contains two whole slices
Nellers Aug 2020 7:14am, 10 Aug 2020 36,960 posts	0 Nellers I'm confused, not by the maths but by the why, ChrisHB.
ChrisHB Aug 2020 8:49am, 10 Aug 2020 19,603 posts	0 ChrisHB Me too. It's sold by weight anyway. Maybe because I saw whole slices in the package and only registered the word four from the label.
Nicholls595 Aug 2020 11:40am, 13 Aug 2020 22,062 posts	0 Nicholls595 Wasn't sure where to post this, so decided to drop it here... Not a product description as such. Mini Nico gets emails from her Head of 6th form (or he will be when she goes back next month) with links to various online vlogs or blogs or speeches or whatever they're called. Struggling to work through all the management speak to find out what Kerry actually does for a living? Skill: Leadership Kerry leads people and culture at bp. As a key enabler of business delivery, people and culture aims to create an inclusive culture and collaborative and agile workplace which enables emotionally connected leaders and dynamic teams to work together to help bp achieve its purpose – reimagining energy for people and our planet. Kerry will talk about leadership in the context of the energy transition and reinventing bp. ps BP was written as bp, 3 times in this paragraph
GordonG Aug 2020 12:38pm, 13 Aug 2020 8,274 posts	0 GordonG World class Frontier Gibberish!