Meaningless product descriptions

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Rosehip Jun 2019 9:15pm, 15 Jun 2019 12,812 posts	0 Rosehip ( ^^^ where's the like button?)
ChrisHB Jun 2019 3:14pm, 16 Jun 2019 18,106 posts	0 ChrisHB At £250 for a pair of shorts I would expect more meaninglessness than this: The fastest stroke in your swimming arsenal requires strength and endurance. These men's jammers are made for race day and designed to meet the stroke's specific demands. The compression-fit jammers repel water, minimise drag and provide support to help keep energy moving and power each kick. They feature an allover print with a high-tech tape construction. jdsports.co.uk I wonder if they make specific clothing for breast/back/butterfly.
ChrisHB Jun 2019 3:18pm, 16 Jun 2019 18,107 posts	0 ChrisHB Yes, for another £250 you can get the same for breaststroke.
Diogenes Jun 2019 3:29pm, 16 Jun 2019 37,599 posts	0 Diogenes For £250 I’d expect some kind of outboard motor
Lizzie W Jun 2019 3:40pm, 16 Jun 2019 20,636 posts	0 Lizzie W With a low rise like that I'd be expecting them to roll down in the first length...
Carpathius Jun 2019 5:37pm, 16 Jun 2019 17,199 posts	0 Carpathius Two. Hundred. And. Fifty. Quid.
Velociraptor Jun 2019 5:55pm, 16 Jun 2019 42,026 posts	0 Velociraptor Isn't "jammers" baby talk for "pyjamas"? I haven't swum in my pyjamas since I did my lifesaving badge at school.
alpenrose Jun 2019 2:14pm, 17 Jun 2019 39,781 posts	0 alpenrose Sounds like the swimming version of an Ebike.
Dvorak Jun 2019 2:43pm, 17 Jun 2019 17,693 posts	0 Dvorak I certainly wouldn't want an electric motor around my nethers whilst submerged in water JD Sports seems an unlikely outlet for extreme performance swimwear.
Diogenes Jun 2019 9:33am, 18 Jun 2019 37,644 posts	0 Diogenes Customers want fulfilment options to suit their lifestyle. This Forrester report explains how to deliver them: bit.ly/31aFAsZ