Meaningless product descriptions

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Jun 2019
1:06am, 9 Jun 2019
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Carpathius
And it's not the signals that cause pain anyway. They're just letting your brain know about it. What the hell are these people on?
Jun 2019
6:53pm, 9 Jun 2019
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Maclennane
not meaningless, but really:

Smart Kill Wi-Fi Electronic Mouse Trap. Receive kill alerts on your mobile device
Jun 2019
8:32am, 13 Jun 2019
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GregP
...the rolled-back shoulder seams provide great freedom of movement, transforming the overall playing experience into a carefree activity that invites fun, as well as competitive matches.
Jun 2019
8:33am, 13 Jun 2019
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RunningRonnie
Air freshener in the office that has "powered by fresh air" on the side. I'm pretty sure that doesn't actually mean anything.
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Jun 2019
8:34am, 13 Jun 2019
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um
Is it one of those plastic windmills RR ?
Jun 2019
4:24pm, 13 Jun 2019
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quimby
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5:05pm, 13 Jun 2019
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Markymarkmark
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Jun 2019
5:16pm, 13 Jun 2019
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McGoohan
I still have no idea what that is. Is it something you’re supposed to put in your mouth?
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5:22pm, 13 Jun 2019
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Lizzie W
Lipsalve
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5:27pm, 13 Jun 2019
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McGoohan
Ah okay. I thought it was like a legal high for preteens

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