Meaningless product descriptions

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Diogenes Jun 2019 9:35am, 18 Jun 2019 37,646 posts	0 Diogenes Today’s digitally savvy, time-crunched consumers expect fulfillment options that best fit their lifestyle. Forrester outlines a path to omnichannel fulfillment that will help retailers stay agile and attuned to customer needs. Retailers need to: Adopt a broad set of omnichannel tools Implement key metrics to monitor profitability and customer satisfaction Optimise the omnichannel capabilities that best fit their customers' lifestyles
Diogenes Jun 2019 9:44am, 18 Jun 2019 37,647 posts	0 Diogenes Avoid omnichannel shambles
fetcheveryone Jun 2019 10:17am, 18 Jun 2019 22,077 posts	0 fetcheveryone The subtitle on the shop billboard of our local butchers (which also has 'butchers' in its name): 'Meat Specialists'.
Dvorak Jun 2019 10:19am, 18 Jun 2019 17,703 posts	0 Dvorak Maybe in case people mistook them for a vegan butchers?
GlennR Jun 2019 11:08am, 18 Jun 2019 43,042 posts	0 GlennR My butcher is called The Art of Meat.
GordonG Jun 2019 12:25pm, 18 Jun 2019 7,777 posts	0 GordonG I'm surprised the butcher's subtitle wasn't something like "edible organic matter-based solutions".
Maclennane Jun 2019 12:30pm, 18 Jun 2019 20,944 posts	0 Maclennane There’s an ad for ‘cross butchers ‘ near work. I prefer a genial butcher myself
Dvorak Jun 2019 12:41pm, 18 Jun 2019 17,713 posts	0 Dvorak Fred Elliot, he could be a bit of both really. Ah says, he could be bit of both.
Diogenes Jun 2019 1:59pm, 18 Jun 2019 37,653 posts	0 Diogenes Those Family Buthers always sound very sinister
McGoohan Jun 2019 2:06pm, 18 Jun 2019 40,072 posts	0 McGoohan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M3FrHsiSfE