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Jul 2017
2:01pm, 4 Jul 2017
13,833 posts
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Dvorak
They make a very good case for armed revolution.
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Jul 2017
2:15pm, 4 Jul 2017
12,129 posts
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Carpathius
The people who came up with that need to be the first against the wall when the revolution begins.
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Jul 2017
3:56pm, 4 Jul 2017
1,989 posts
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Fragile Do Not Bend
That really is first class bullshit.
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Jul 2017
4:32pm, 4 Jul 2017
4,550 posts
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chunkywizard
Outstanding
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Jul 2017
11:18pm, 4 Jul 2017
15,064 posts
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ChrisHB
It is outstanding to an outstanding degree; yet it lacks succinctness. I can't imagine Greg is going to change the thread header for that log.
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Jul 2017
11:22pm, 4 Jul 2017
29,926 posts
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McGoohan
The beautiful thing about "Vortex induced, using a solar -helix and pyramid-grid system. to give it a hexagonal structure, and infused with monatomic elements, we are able to achieve a water with cosmic healing energy" is that almost any word taken at random from there makes me angry: "hexagonal", "solar", "system" etc
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Aug 2017
9:13pm, 7 Aug 2017
29,633 posts
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GlennR
There is a punchline at the end, if you haven't ripped out your own windpipe by the time you get to it:
REVERSE
Sacred Chocolate's REVERSE heart bar is a true breakthrough in longevity technology. This dark chocolate bar consists of 70% organic cacao and also includes resveratrol [pronounced:
ez-ˈvir-ə-ˌtrȯl] from Japanese knotweed, flavonoids (sometimes called polyphenols) from dark red grapes, and an infusion of Commandaria wine. (NOTE: There is no alcohol present in this chocolate bar.)
Each 1.44 oz. REVERSE chocolate heart contains 9mg of resveratrol and 10mg of grape flavonoids. There is much more resveratrol in this mixture of grape polyphenols and resveratrol than would be present in grapes or wine. This bar has been formulated and fine-tuned so that all the resveratrol and flavonoid compounds are highly absorbable, synergistic, and work with the cacao (chocolate) to deliver superior flavor and nutrition. As a food, this formula has the potential to deliver significantly greater health benefits than pill or liquid formulations of these super-nutrients.
In addition, REVERSE also contains an infusion of history’s most celebrated wine: Commandaria from Cyprus (2008 vintage). Despite a trace of wine, each REVERSE chocolate bar is non-alcoholic.
The Importance of Resveratrol
Resveratrol is a yellow flavonoid found in grapes, Japanese knotweed, some berries, and there are even traces of resveratrol in cacao beans. Resveratrol is often associated with foods that are dark red or purple. Resveratrol is considered a super-nutrient by anti-aging scientists and researchers. Resveratrol is believed to activate the anti-aging gene: SIRT1 (Sirtuin 1) and help REVERSE the aging process. Resveratrol is believed to be the primary molecule behind the “French Paradox” whereby individuals amongst the French population are known to live about 20 years longer than average by their intake of dark red wine.
The Power of REVERSE on Health
This chocolate bar has been scientifically designed to: deliver antioxidants that protect cells from free-radical damage, increase longevity by helping to genetically REVERSE the aging process, improve the function of the mitochondria thereby increasing energy, support cardiovascular health, improve androgens and fight bad estrogen by acting as a natural aromatase inhibitor, help the body eradicate carcinogens, inhibit the prostaglandin 2 inflammatory response, switch off the destructive compound nuclear factor kappa beta, and combat metabolic syndrome (in order to normalize fat and carbohydrate metabolism).
Longevity Bliss and REVERSE Work Together
The Longevity Bliss chocolate bar and REVERSE are also designed to work synergistically together in order to create an youthening effect. We believe these two chocolate bars are the world’s leading anti-aging nutraceutical superfoods.
Sacred Heart - The "1.44oz Perfect Golden Spiral Heart" shaped chocolate bar is not only beautiful to behold, but also raises the frequency of the chocolate.
Sacred Chocolate is slowly stone-ground from bean to bar right in our custom chocolate factory in Marin County, California, which was designed from the ground up to make raw chocolate! Each 1.44oz bar comes in the shape of a perfect golden spiral heart, symbolic of the fact that raw cacao is so good for the heart. This delicious Sacred Heart chocolate bar is hand poured & hand wrapped. All Sacred Chocolate is prayed over by Sacred Steve, the Sacred Chocolate Oompa Loompas and others!
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Aug 2017
9:45pm, 7 Aug 2017
30,380 posts
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McGoohan
I am *so* angry now having read that.
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Aug 2017
9:47pm, 7 Aug 2017
29,637 posts
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GlennR
Headspace?
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Aug 2017
9:54pm, 7 Aug 2017
29,638 posts
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GlennR
While I'm at it:
TRADE ROUTES COLLECTION
Around The World In Fragrance
Transported by the breeze of Time to an era of Exploration and daring adventure, Penhaligon’s collection Trade Routes is infused by the vast array of exotic ingredients that arrived into the London docks at the end of the 19th century.
Known as the Warehouse of the World, the docks were dense with the opulent and the fantastical and the air overhead filled with a fragrant pot pourri. Tea, spice, silk, pearls, rum; all found on the homebound Clipper merchant ships, menaced by privateers and pirates and serenaded by the Trade Winds.
This rich collection offers a journey to magical, distant lands.
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