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GregP Jun 2017 1:44pm, 13 Jun 2017 93,359 posts	0 GregP Because the effects of waves can't be felt for many years, you can't categorically prove that we are pedalling snake oil. Top antenna engineers agree. Probably.
GordonG Jun 2017 2:11pm, 13 Jun 2017 7,153 posts	0 GordonG "The FCC requires cell phones sold in the US to be at or under an SAR (specific absorption rate) level of 1.6 watts per kilogram of body weight. Apple's iPhone 6 and iPhone 7 have some of the highest SAR ratings, and the manufacturer has a disclaimer telling the user to keep the device 5mm from the body." ..but they conveniently don't mention what the IPhone SARs actually are.
Badger Jun 2017 2:26pm, 13 Jun 2017 8,454 posts	0 Badger I'm disappointed by the light position. Should be further up so you could see it shining out the other ear of anyone taken in by this.
ChrisHB Jun 2017 4:06pm, 13 Jun 2017 15,001 posts	0 ChrisHB I would turn my phone off if I wanted it not to transmit anything.
Maclennane Jun 2017 3:27pm, 23 Jun 2017 19,454 posts	0 Maclennane Step aside Hygge. Lagom is the new Scandi lifestyle trend taking the world by storm. This delightfully illustrated book gives you the lowdown on this transformative approach to life and examines how the lagom ethos has helped boost Sweden to the No.10 ranking in 2017's World Happiness Report.
Markymarkmark Jun 2017 4:38pm, 23 Jun 2017 5,349 posts	0 Markymarkmark [Ah, but Lagom is real (sort of) as a way of living. Use/have enough of what you need - don't be greedy! Is that from an Ikea advert, perchance?]
McGoohan Jun 2017 3:13pm, 26 Jun 2017 29,822 posts	0 McGoohan The Blood Cleaner! rayjardine.com
GlennR Jun 2017 3:23pm, 26 Jun 2017 28,595 posts	0 GlennR I'm pretty sure that holding the terminals of the battery against my tongue would be just as effective.
McGoohan Jun 2017 3:29pm, 26 Jun 2017 29,823 posts	0 McGoohan But this is a watch! With a 9V battery. It'll cure your blood of toxins. All of them.
GlennR Jun 2017 3:40pm, 26 Jun 2017 28,597 posts	0 GlennR I note that it's full of micro-circuitry.