Meaningless product descriptions

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May 2011
11:20pm, 10 May 2011
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ChrisHB
http://www.fetcheveryone.com/viewtopic.php?id=45437&page=1
maybe
May 2011
6:31am, 12 May 2011
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Nellers
sweatsuits.co.uk

"The Swelter Sweat Suit uses your natural body heat that is generated from exercise to increase your perspiration during your workout. This increase in your body temperature due to the sauna effect the Swelter Sweat Suit creates will increase your metabolism and calorie burning whilst ridding your body of unwanted toxins. This enables you to maximise the weight loss in your workout and in certain circumstances doubling or tripling your workout results."

I thought this cobblers went out in the 80s when it was proven ineffective and dangerous!
May 2011
6:35am, 12 May 2011
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GregP
Indeed, this isn't meaningless, just A Bad Thing. Like ankle weights - remember them?
May 2011
12:25pm, 12 May 2011
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Wine Legs
Nellers, your link doesn't work :-O

do you think you caught them out?
Jul 2011
4:26am, 4 Jul 2011
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Lizzie W
http://www.fetcheveryone.com/viewtopic.php?id=46372&page=1
Jul 2011
6:39am, 4 Jul 2011
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GregP
Good link Liz :)
Jul 2011
7:53am, 4 Jul 2011
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Pestomum
Compeed Overnight Cracked Heel Cream: apply twice daily
Jul 2011
8:37am, 4 Jul 2011
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ChrisHB
It's for new mothers, PM.
Jul 2011
10:31am, 7 Jul 2011
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Tav H
Have we had Reebok Zigtech "apparel" yet:

"Just like our ZigTech footwear, our ZigTech apparel is all about energy.
The ZigTech Short is made from Celliant fibers, which are clinically proven to enhance oxygen levels. The transcutaneous recycled energy encourages increased blood circulation giving you more energy for sport and life. Get more out of your workouts, get ZigTech apparel."

Transcutaneous recycled energy, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Nice.
Jul 2011
11:11am, 7 Jul 2011
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GregP
Oh no, we haven't. Saw an advert for this up at the Wharf yesterday. May be time to update the header?

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