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GregP Apr 2011 2:49pm, 20 Apr 2011 45,651 posts	0 GregP Back at Skinny Water... I espied 'brain water' in Waitrose earlier. I hope I imagined it, but fear I didn't.
Puddington Apr 2011 2:50pm, 20 Apr 2011 45,514 posts	0 Puddington Hydrocephalus in a bottle?
JohnnyO Apr 2011 2:51pm, 20 Apr 2011 7,934 posts	0 JohnnyO I can get you some if you want. We have loads of that knocking around.
Puddington Apr 2011 2:53pm, 20 Apr 2011 45,516 posts	0 Puddington Is it sparkling or still?
JohnnyO Apr 2011 2:54pm, 20 Apr 2011 7,935 posts	0 JohnnyO Some of it looks quite fizzy, though I admit, I have never tasted it.
Puddington Apr 2011 2:56pm, 20 Apr 2011 45,517 posts	0 Puddington I'll try anything, me. Ice and a slice, please.
Binks Apr 2011 3:07pm, 20 Apr 2011 4,376 posts	0 Binks My blog got sent this a while back. They are absolutely right about it being 50-100 times as effective as similar products, since 100 x 0 = 0. Shall I take them up on their offer? I’d like to send you a Trion:Z bracelet to review on ‘Running And Stuff’. If you are unaware of Trion:Z, the brand are best known throughout the sporting fraternity for their award winning negative ion releasing bracelets (patented magnetic ionic technology), designed to improve sporting performance and proven to be 50-100 times more powerful than other similar products. It’s more than likely that you’ve seen a number of sporting heroes wearing these in recent times. Certainly if you’re into cricket or golf you may have seen a number of stars wearing these to get that extra competitive edge. To celebrate the forthcoming Marathon season, we’d like to offer you a Trion:Z to review. Please feel free to pick your preferred size and colour here trionz.co.uk and let me know which you’d like for us to send out to you and where to. In addition, all mentions from you will get shared on the Trion:Z social pages.
rf_fozzy Apr 2011 3:09pm, 20 Apr 2011 823 posts	0 rf_fozzy Absolutely - free stuff! Then you can pan them for talking crap.
Slowboy Apr 2011 3:09pm, 20 Apr 2011 6,395 posts	0 Slowboy So if you mention that it's "a complete load of old bollocks, don't, whatever you do, waste your money" they'll share that one their social pages, will they? Excellent
GregP Apr 2011 3:16pm, 20 Apr 2011 45,654 posts	0 GregP Free stuff is good stuff, by and large.