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Nellers Apr 2011 6:53am, 19 Apr 2011 16,584 posts	0 Nellers I saw "Skinny Water" on the supermarket shelf on Saturday and my wife walked away from me because laughing out loud while reading the side of a bottle is a bit embaressing, apparently.
Tav H Apr 2011 7:10am, 19 Apr 2011 2,452 posts	0 Tav H Re: Xempo. I struggle to think who would want a gold one. I would just wear my GB vest, if I were ever (and it's probably too late at 41) to go under 2:30 for a marathon.
GregP Apr 2011 8:20am, 19 Apr 2011 45,514 posts	0 GregP Skinny water? Bigger than massive.
Helegant Apr 2011 12:32pm, 19 Apr 2011 659 posts	0 Helegant Bet it's more expensive than 'full fat' water
GregP Apr 2011 12:33pm, 19 Apr 2011 45,554 posts	0 GregP I wonder whether there is green-top semi-skinny water? MrsP would be all in favour of that I'm sure.
Sir Limpalot Apr 2011 8:31pm, 19 Apr 2011 448 posts	0 Sir Limpalot LOL Tav H!
Johnny Blaze Apr 2011 8:46pm, 19 Apr 2011 10,964 posts	0 Johnny Blaze We will scrap unfair university tuition fees so everyone has the chance to get a degree, regardless of their parents’ income. We will help the NHS work better with the money it has by using the savings we have found to protect front-line services, such as cancer treatment, mental health care, maternity services, dementia care and preventive medicine. Lib Dem Manifesto.
rf_fozzy Apr 2011 2:33pm, 20 Apr 2011 819 posts	0 rf_fozzy Have we had this one before? Bionic Band™ Sport is imprinted at a frequency that is between 10 and 14 Hz. The Bionic Band™ Sport gives your body an energy boost that you can feel. bionicbanduk.com According to their advert here: runnerslife.co.uk , it is "Proton Alignment Resonance Technology" As an MR Physicist, I'd love to know how they create a strong enough magnetic field to achieve this from a small piece of plastic...
Slowboy Apr 2011 2:35pm, 20 Apr 2011 6,388 posts	0 Slowboy Coulds have been Proton alignment resonance technology 'cos you'd have to be a complete PRAT to spend your money on one...
rf_fozzy Apr 2011 2:41pm, 20 Apr 2011 820 posts	0 rf_fozzy Actually if you look at the "Bionic Band: Original" on here http://www.bionicbanduk.com/#/products/4541159554, it looks rather suspiciously like one of those v cheap watch straps with a bit of velcro on it. Hmm - costs about £0.50 to make, retails for £39.... starts thinking of a new career coming up with useless tat to flog at ridiculous prices...