Meaningless product descriptions

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Keefy Beefy Jul 2011 10:47am, 15 Jul 2011 6,373 posts	0 Keefy Beefy I challenege anyone to read the description and then not laugh when they see the picture. I imagined so much more.
Keefy Beefy Jul 2011 10:49am, 15 Jul 2011 6,374 posts	0 Keefy Beefy No attempt at all to make the reviews look like they were written by a genuine customer: "I received my first pair of dress socks this morning, and they are fantastic! After purchasing a pair of below ankle athletic socks for working out (which I love), I somehow managed to neglect my need for comfort in the workplace. When things are busy, it's easy to ignore the small aches and pains and discomfort one feels throughout the day. However, things have slowed down as of late and I began to notice just how much my left leg and foot were bothering me. A near constant, dull ache from just above my knee all the way down to the top of my foot has been bothering me for quite a while. So less than an hour ago, my Incredisocks arrived and I promptly put them on. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING - THE RELIEF WAS ALMOST INSTANTANEOUS! A warm, calming feeling quickly spread from my foot up to my knee. The best way to describe the sensation is to think of a heating pad set to low and wrapped around my shin and calf. I can feel the socks working as I type! These socks are truly amazing and I will soon be replacing my entire set of dress socks with Incredisocks!"
JohnnyO Jul 2011 10:52am, 15 Jul 2011 9,654 posts	0 JohnnyO To be honest, most socks of any quality have the effect of 'a heating pad, set to low, wrapped around the shin and calf'.
GregP Jul 2011 10:58am, 15 Jul 2011 49,437 posts	0 GregP Chris - page and post numbers, please?
GregP Jul 2011 10:59am, 15 Jul 2011 49,438 posts	0 GregP Are there any side effects? None, except that you feel better faster and recovery is accelerated.
Velociraptor Jul 2011 11:09am, 15 Jul 2011 16,452 posts	0 Velociraptor i-love-water.com
ChrisHB Jul 2011 11:13am, 15 Jul 2011 6,042 posts	0 ChrisHB Page 8, in the middle.
JohnnyO Jul 2011 11:13am, 15 Jul 2011 9,661 posts	0 JohnnyO Having experienced the 'Japanese Toilet' I am generally in favour of these devices, however the additio of a remote control to this model could lead to a whole new arena of lavatory related high-jinx.
ChrisHB Jul 2011 11:13am, 15 Jul 2011 6,043 posts	0 ChrisHB Alternatively I could read the header before complaining about what's not in it.
JohnnyO Jul 2011 11:15am, 15 Jul 2011 9,662 posts	0 JohnnyO I also like the picture where the loo is essentially attached to a partition wall around the corner from what appears to be a hot tub, because you wouldn't want to be in direct view of the hot tub party whilst you defaecate, but at the same time you wouldn't want to be out of earshot.