Joke of the day........

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Seratonin Jun 2022 10:52pm, 18 Jun 2022 39,426 posts	0 Seratonin Did you hear about the gay seagull that had a queer turn?
Dvorak Jun 2022 12:04am, 19 Jun 2022 25,485 posts	0 Dvorak I'd try a Scottish bird pun, but auk not to skua the thread, it might be alba-dross.
Maclennane Jun 2022 6:16am, 19 Jun 2022 29,059 posts	0 Maclennane Tiresome. This thread does this ptarm and ptarmigan
JK chameleon Jun 2022 6:49am, 19 Jun 2022 16,699 posts	0 JK chameleon It dove my head in.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jun 2022 7:48am, 19 Jun 2022 8,925 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Any moa of these puns and I'll really start to grouse.
colindglen Jun 2022 8:14am, 19 Jun 2022 2,891 posts	0 colindglen We should swiftly move on
DocM Jun 2022 8:15am, 19 Jun 2022 45,620 posts	0 DocM Oh no this a lark
colindglen Jun 2022 8:16am, 19 Jun 2022 2,893 posts	0 colindglen Toucan play at that game
Jason1969 Jun 2022 9:01am, 19 Jun 2022 12,927 posts	0 Jason1969 I have decided that as from next week I am going to dress as a different type of bread every day. Roll on Monday.
Muttley Jun 2022 9:23am, 19 Jun 2022 1,632 posts	0 Muttley Had a couple of blokes on my doorstep and inviting themselves in to ask about my preferences for bread. Did I like rolls or wholemeal or ciabatta or baguettes or malted or spelt ... They went on for hours. Bloody Hovis witnesses.