Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Sep 2021 10:00pm, 27 Sep 2021 13,569 posts	0 Jock Itch I was on a plane, and the air hostess came up to me and said "Would you care for an orange juice?" I replied "if it needed me to".
mr d Sep 2021 10:10pm, 27 Sep 2021 5,330 posts	0 mr d "Doctor, Doctor do you always charge your patients?" "No, sometimes I sidle up to the ladies."
AndyS Sep 2021 5:40pm, 28 Sep 2021 501 posts	0 AndyS Why does President Macron like small omelettes? Because one egg is un oeuf.
AndyS Sep 2021 6:07pm, 28 Sep 2021 502 posts	0 AndyS Just walked past the petrol station, and it's absolute carnage. I'm totally Shell shocked - my BP is through the roof.
colindglen Sep 2021 6:44pm, 28 Sep 2021 2,260 posts	0 colindglen
GordonG Sep 2021 10:23am, 30 Sep 2021 8,805 posts	0 GordonG i don't understand why everyone's having a go at Boris Johnson. he's fixing the obesity crisis via food shortages, the climate crisis via fuel shortages and the pension deficit by killing all the old people. What more can he do?
JK chameleon Sep 2021 10:43am, 30 Sep 2021 15,278 posts	0 JK chameleon [You are Boris Johnson and you're just looking for tips on what to do next... ]
colindglen Sep 2021 11:36am, 30 Sep 2021 2,266 posts	0 colindglen
Muttley Sep 2021 4:26pm, 30 Sep 2021 1,233 posts	0 Muttley
Sigh Sep 2021 8:09pm, 30 Sep 2021 10,283 posts	0 Sigh Does anyone actually know what the Knights in White sat in?