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Dochart Jun 2020 7:43pm, 25 Jun 2020 1,067 posts	0 Dochart 2015 - didn't go jogging 2016 - didn't go jogging 2017 - didn't go jogging 2018 - didn't go jogging 2019 - didn't go jogging 2020 - still haven't gone jogging This is a running joke
fetcheveryone Jun 2020 7:54pm, 25 Jun 2020 24,241 posts	0 fetcheveryone 1981 - no-one died 1982 - no-one died Are we reading from the same playbook here?
Gooner Jun 2020 8:14pm, 25 Jun 2020 16,473 posts	0 Gooner If you are, feel free to put them down As George got out of the shower he said to his wife “Honey, it’s too hot to wear clothes today, what do you think the neighbors will say if I mow the lawn naked”. His wife replied “That I married you for your money”.
ftrobbie Jun 2020 8:25pm, 25 Jun 2020 132 posts	0 ftrobbie If a chameleon can't change colour does it have reptile dysfunction?
Binks Jun 2020 9:28pm, 25 Jun 2020 8,023 posts	0 Binks Dyslexic lives mattress!
Diogenes Jun 2020 10:37pm, 25 Jun 2020 50,312 posts	0 Diogenes My wife went mad at me for hanging out her knickers in the garden in full view of the neighbours. To be fair, I should know better. She doesn’t even like it when I hang out of them indoors.
Maclennane Jun 2020 1:46pm, 29 Jun 2020 24,848 posts	0 Maclennane I saw an advert for burial plots, and thought to myself "that's the last thing I need"
Diogenes Jun 2020 2:01pm, 29 Jun 2020 50,439 posts	0 Diogenes Canadians unable to afford a seal of their own often club together.
g1ngerrevolution Jun 2020 4:45pm, 29 Jun 2020 9,051 posts	0 g1ngerrevolution I might open a shop called "Pi". I don't know what it would sell but it would be open 22/7.
Jock Itch Jun 2020 9:46am, 30 Jun 2020 13,257 posts	0 Jock Itch What's the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis!