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Jun 2020
12:38pm, 22 Jun 2020
2,674 posts
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Pothunter
The 40 beer old virgin?
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Jun 2020
12:45pm, 22 Jun 2020
36,562 posts
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Nellers
Harry Potter and the Last Orders of the Phoenix?
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Jun 2020
12:53pm, 22 Jun 2020
50,086 posts
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Diogenes
A pirate goes to the doctor and says “Arrr, doctor, I be ‘avin all these moles on me back.”
The doctor takes a look and says “nothing to worry about, they’re benign.”
“Benign? Arrr, count again doc, I made it ten”
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Jun 2020
2:46pm, 22 Jun 2020
13,252 posts
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Jock Itch
threads gone to shit.
never thought I'd say this but...bring back Daz !
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Jun 2020
2:48pm, 22 Jun 2020
38 posts
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Going Commando!
I Capture the Castlemaine xxxx ?
The Call of the Wild Turkey?
Frankensteinlager?
The Master and the Margaritas?
The Catcher in the Rye Whiskey?
The Barmaid's Tale?
White Russian Nights?
Sorry, got a bit bored at work.
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Jun 2020
3:06pm, 22 Jun 2020
50,095 posts
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Diogenes
I did try...
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Jun 2020
3:10pm, 22 Jun 2020
43,495 posts
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Derby Tup
Jock you’re right, sadly
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Jun 2020
4:00pm, 22 Jun 2020
885 posts
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Groundhog
A sloth is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two tortoises. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken sloth replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast."
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Jun 2020
4:27pm, 22 Jun 2020
8,805 posts
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The Terminator
I nearly unfollowed but should learn not to look when there are multiple posts in a day. Honestly didn't find even one of them funny and I love a good pun 🤷
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Jun 2020
5:19pm, 22 Jun 2020
886 posts
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Groundhog
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He spots the dog and owner and walks over to them.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I worked helping rescue people from earthquake damaged buildings and and now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is amazed and asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s bloody a liar! He never did any of that stuff!”
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Mundane Joke Thread
Nov 2021