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Pothunter Jun 2020 12:38pm, 22 Jun 2020 2,674 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter The 40 beer old virgin?
Nellers Jun 2020 12:45pm, 22 Jun 2020 36,562 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Harry Potter and the Last Orders of the Phoenix?
Diogenes Jun 2020 12:53pm, 22 Jun 2020 50,086 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes A pirate goes to the doctor and says “Arrr, doctor, I be ‘avin all these moles on me back.” The doctor takes a look and says “nothing to worry about, they’re benign.” “Benign? Arrr, count again doc, I made it ten”
Jock Itch Jun 2020 2:46pm, 22 Jun 2020 13,252 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch threads gone to shit. never thought I'd say this but...bring back Daz !
Going Commando! Jun 2020 2:48pm, 22 Jun 2020 38 posts	Quote Pin Going Commando! I Capture the Castlemaine xxxx ? The Call of the Wild Turkey? Frankensteinlager? The Master and the Margaritas? The Catcher in the Rye Whiskey? The Barmaid's Tale? White Russian Nights? Sorry, got a bit bored at work.
Diogenes Jun 2020 3:06pm, 22 Jun 2020 50,095 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I did try...
Derby Tup Jun 2020 3:10pm, 22 Jun 2020 43,495 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Jock you’re right, sadly
Groundhog Jun 2020 4:00pm, 22 Jun 2020 885 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog A sloth is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two tortoises. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken sloth replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast."
The Terminator Jun 2020 4:27pm, 22 Jun 2020 8,805 posts	Quote Pin The Terminator I nearly unfollowed but should learn not to look when there are multiple posts in a day. Honestly didn't find even one of them funny and I love a good pun 🤷
Groundhog Jun 2020 5:19pm, 22 Jun 2020 886 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” He spots the dog and owner and walks over to them. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I worked helping rescue people from earthquake damaged buildings and and now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is amazed and asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s bloody a liar! He never did any of that stuff!”