Joke of the day........

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Apr 2020
9:31am, 5 Apr 2020
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mushroom
I once knew a drag artist from Greater Manchester.

He had a Wigan address.
Apr 2020
11:38am, 5 Apr 2020
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Dillthedog
Apr 2020
2:38pm, 5 Apr 2020
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richmac
Two wind turbines are talking
One says what type of music do you like?
The other says I'm a big metal fan
Apr 2020
2:57pm, 5 Apr 2020
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Maclennane
I was watching an australian cookery show, and the audience cheered when the chef made a meringue
This surprised me as normally Australians boo meringue
Apr 2020
5:42pm, 5 Apr 2020
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Eynsham Red
Two wind turbine were talking.
One says what type of music do you like?

The other says I'm a big glass fibers with a resin matrix
Apr 2020
5:43pm, 5 Apr 2020
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Eynsham Red
Two wind turbine were talking.
One says what type of music do you like?

The other says I'm a big glass fibers with a resin matrix fan.

Oh that doesn’t work does it!
Apr 2020
10:46pm, 5 Apr 2020
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Chrisity
(forms a band to play glass fibers and resin music)
Apr 2020
8:57am, 6 Apr 2020
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CreatureOfTheHill
Doctors have asked well wishers to stop.
Boris keeps hiding in them, and it makes treating him much harder.
Apr 2020
12:21pm, 6 Apr 2020
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Mountkeen
I bought a dog that's trained to bring me red wine.

It's a Bordeaux collie.
Apr 2020
12:25pm, 6 Apr 2020
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Bazoaxe
I had a horse that brought me white wine. I called it Chardonneigh

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