Joke of the day........

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dUNKle Mar 2020 4:53pm, 26 Mar 2020 4 posts	0 dUNKle Police have been given new powers to arrest and break up groups Can they start with Coldplay
swittle Mar 2020 5:06pm, 26 Mar 2020 61,762 posts	0 swittle [^ love it!]
richmac Mar 2020 5:14pm, 26 Mar 2020 13,768 posts	0 richmac When Bono was thrown in the cell with Chris Martin, he looked up and said 'U2?'
Derby Tup Mar 2020 10:10pm, 26 Mar 2020 38,997 posts	0 Derby Tup There’s not much food left on the shelves again. So today I just bought what I could get my hands on, and I’ve tried crab paste for the very first time . . . It’s disgusting! I’m taking it back to the chemist tomorrow to get a refund
The Terminator Mar 2020 7:32am, 27 Mar 2020 8,795 posts	0 The Terminator Wow people are bored. Put the bins out last night and everyone came out and started clapping.
Jock Itch Mar 2020 7:41am, 27 Mar 2020 13,182 posts	0 Jock Itch Just saw Paul from the Chuckle Brothers in Asda, but he was getting rather close to me... I said to him, "Oi! Two metre you!"
Sigh Mar 2020 8:08am, 27 Mar 2020 5,822 posts	0 Sigh
Silent Runner Mar 2020 9:45am, 27 Mar 2020 319 posts	0 Silent Runner I heard today that testing for COVID-19 involves having your nose and throat swapped. That seems a little drastic...
Pothunter Mar 2020 11:21am, 27 Mar 2020 2,190 posts	0 Pothunter
DocM Mar 2020 11:37am, 27 Mar 2020 33,233 posts	0 DocM 😂