Joke of the day........

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Mar 2020
9:15pm, 8 Mar 2020
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JRitchie
I sat on my dads baguette by accident just after I got out of prison. I was on parole.
Mar 2020
3:12pm, 9 Mar 2020
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
John Travolta was tested for Covid-19 yesterday after feeling unwell. But turned out it was only a Saturday night fever.
Mar 2020
3:13pm, 9 Mar 2020
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GordonG
Good to hear, then, that he's staying alive.
Mar 2020
3:29pm, 9 Mar 2020
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iRicey
I had heard that he had chills and that they were multiplying.
Mar 2020
3:51pm, 9 Mar 2020
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colindglen
Why did the baker have brown fingers?

because he needed a poo
Mar 2020
6:35pm, 9 Mar 2020
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Brunski
Kneeded?
Mar 2020
6:57pm, 9 Mar 2020
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Kneaded? 😉
Mar 2020
7:04pm, 9 Mar 2020
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colindglen
I was depending on Fetchies to use their imagination
Mar 2020
7:29pm, 9 Mar 2020
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mr d
Why did the Baker stop making doughnuts?

He got tired of the whole thing.
Mar 2020
6:56am, 10 Mar 2020
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Brunski
Doh 🙄

....or maybe dough 🧐

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