C Block - there's no place like it.
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Jan 2020
10:35pm, 26 Jan 2020
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Lizzie W
i2.wp.com
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Jan 2020
8:19am, 28 Jan 2020
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The Scribbler
With the volatility of the external markets we do not have the luxury of being constantly additive in terms of headcount and therefore choices and priorities will be required.
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Jan 2020
8:32am, 28 Jan 2020
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Sigh
Dear all, Apologies for the lateness of this, but due to unforeseen circumstances, tomorrow's crisis management training has been cancelled. I will try to reschedule and give you all plenty of notice. |
Jan 2020
8:35am, 28 Jan 2020
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Dr PhFleecyD
Proper lol
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Jan 2020
9:15am, 28 Jan 2020
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um
Sigh - that's one of the best! Could only be slightly improved if 'crisis management' was replaced with 'clairvoyancy'. However, when it is rescheduled, can you ask about contingency planning and business continuity plans (in the event of unforeseen circumstances in the training dept) ? |
Jan 2020
9:36am, 28 Jan 2020
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Badger
That is excellent, Sigh!
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Jan 2020
10:10am, 28 Jan 2020
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flanker
That needs to be over there ---> for a long time.
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Jan 2020
12:28pm, 29 Jan 2020
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macca 53
[Scribbler’s one is one of the most sinister I’ve ever seen. “The axe is coming, but it’s not our fault”....]
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Jan 2020
1:16pm, 29 Jan 2020
2,844 posts
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ThorntonRunner
["we do not have the luxury of being constantly additive in terms of headcount" is an evil way of phrasing it]
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Jan 2020
8:27pm, 29 Jan 2020
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Oranj
Hi All, A grey bag holding some items was found in the ground floor toilets. If it belongs to you please kindly collect it from reception. Thank you, Reception |
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