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Dec 2020
9:07am, 13 Dec 2020
3,848 posts
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um 🎄
So a whole new story? (edited)
Continuing the reindeer covid story, now padded out to over 100 words ! Even if fetch wants any plot 
--- The scientists and elves continue working away, desperate to save Santa. It’s hard and cold work, but the ice and snow seem to stop the virus attacking others.
The vaccine they are working on is based on RNA technology – Rudolf’s Nose Acronym.
By early December they have a fix, Santa is vaccinated, but wait, there's a catch.
Because they did all their work at the North Pole, the vaccine only works at -70C ....
But they’re now working to see if they can distribute it world wide this Christmas
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Dec 2020
9:07am, 13 Dec 2020
18,915 posts
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🎄FestiveMedals🎄
Very good!
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Dec 2020
9:19am, 13 Dec 2020
3,849 posts
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um 🎄
Another one ... still Christnassy though ... shamelessly copied from wiki. Well, the first part.
On Christmas Eve 1988, NYPD Detective John McClane arrives in Los Angeles intending to reconcile with his estranged wife, Holly. He is driven to Nakatomi Plaza by his driver, Argyle, to attend a Christmas party held by Holly's employer, the Nakatomi Corporation; Argyle waits for McClane in the garage.
While McClane changes clothes, the tower is seized by a German radical, Hans Gruber and his heavily armed team: Karl and his brother Tony, Franco, Theo, Alexander, Marco, Kristoff, Eddie, Uli, Heinrich, Fritz, and James. Those inside the tower are taken hostage, except for McClane, who slips away.
Gruber interrogates Nakatomi executive Joseph Takagi for the building's vault code. Gruber reveals that he plans to steal $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds. The gang is pretending to be terrorists to conceal the theft. Takagi refuses to cooperate and is executed; Theo is tasked with breaking into the vault.
McClane, who is secretly watching events, triggers a fire alarm in a failed attempt to summon the authorities.
Tony is sent after McClane, kills him, kills dead the film franchise, Gruber steals the $640m.
Bruce Willis goes back to Moonlighting.
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Dec 2020
9:23am, 13 Dec 2020
13,321 posts
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Ultracat
Do you extra points for multiple stories?
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Dec 2020
9:32am, 13 Dec 2020
62 posts
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FlyingScotsman
Cinderella: The Tale That Couldn't Be
The clock struck midnight, "Oh No" thought Cinderella, she let go of the prince and ran out the door. As she sprinted down the stairs her stupid GLASS slippers smashed into a million tiny pieces on the stairs, the tiny shards of glass slashed the bottoms of her feet into shreds. The prince stared dismayed at the empty stairs longing for his unknown true love, then, he noticed that Cinderella had left behind a trail of bloody footprint (This was going to be easy).
The prince and his guards followed the footprints down the road and around the corner they found Cinderella, who had bled out on the side of the road,
The End
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Dec 2020
9:42am, 13 Dec 2020
25,159 posts
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fetcheveryone
*applauds*
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Dec 2020
9:42am, 13 Dec 2020
47,664 posts
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McGoohan
Luke and Darth Vader are fighting over a fathomless drop.
Darth: "Luke, come join me on the Dark Side."
Luke: "Never! You killed my father!"
Darth: "No. Chewbacca is your father. All the hair should start kicking in soon..."
Luke: "NOOOoooooooo"
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Dec 2020
9:52am, 13 Dec 2020
64 posts
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FlyingScotsman
🤣 Very Good
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Dec 2020
10:05am, 13 Dec 2020
16,997 posts
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Sprinter Wonderland
Don't know how many bloked will get this. Though they might know the recent film.
'I only loved you all the more, and I worked hard to please you, and I gave up billiards and everything you didn't like, and waited and never complained, for I hoped you'd love me, though I'm not half good enough...' Here there was a choke that couldn't be controlled, so he decapitated buttercups while he cleared his 'confounded throat.
‘You, you are, you're a great deal too good for me, and I'm so grateful to you, and so proud and fond of you, I don't know why I’d started to think I couldn’t love you as you wanted me to. I've tried not to, but I can't change the feeling. You’re insanely good looking and sexy, intelligent, kind, artistic and fun. You’re filthy rich and can help me and my sisters live the lives we might be able to in another hundred years or so. I know you’ll give me time and space to carry on with my writing…
it’s a yes from me.’
'Really, truly, Jo?'
He stopped short, and caught both her hands as he put his question with a look that she did not soon forget.
"Really, truly,’ she said. ‘Amy will be so pissed off.’
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Dec 2020
10:08am, 13 Dec 2020
8,534 posts
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BaronessBL
There's no place like home, said Dorothy with her eyes closed as she clicked her heels together. There's no place like home, There's no place like home, as she started to feel somewhat foolish and was sure she could hear the Lion trying to suppress a giggle. Toto gave a low growl as he was anxious to get out of the basket and not have to wear the pink ribbon on his collar that these new friends of Dorothy's had bought for him. Quite frankly he much preferred it when all he had to do all day was keep the rats down.
Bother it's not working she said....clicking her heels a little harder. She felt a cold hand on her arm and opened her eyes to see the Tin Man beside her. Dorothy started to sob, oh Tinny it's not working. The Tin Man always felt a bit awkward in the company of weeping women, not least because the resulting spots of rust took ages to get out and he wasn't booked in for another buff and polish with Fabrice in the Emerald City until next week.
Come inside dear he said, Scarecrow can make up the spare room for you and you're welcome to stay as long as you need to. Tomorrow we'll pop back into town and Scarecrow can help you choose a new pair of shoes. We were only saying earlier how we didn't think red is really your colour.....
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