thread for misanthropes

43 watchers (you wouldn't like them)

rf_fozzy Jun 2020 8:37pm, 17 Jun 2020 10,299 posts	0 rf_fozzy My legs are right bastards. I hate them. All they do is f***ing hurt when I've been running. Think they need lopping off.
RichHL Jun 2020 8:41pm, 17 Jun 2020 13,958 posts	0 RichHL It takes a devoted misanthrope to hate his own legs.
Dave W Jun 2020 6:36am, 18 Jun 2020 1,794 posts	0 Dave W I really don't like cats..
Raemond Jun 2020 6:48am, 18 Jun 2020 5,575 posts	0 Raemond I prefer most cats to most people. I also prefer most dogs to most people, too (and very marginally cats to dogs, though we only have one cat versus three dogs). In fact I'm struggling to think of an animal I don't prefer to most people. There was one really mean monkey called Claude at the Animalarium in Borth when I was at uni in Aber - he had to be separated from all the other monkeys of the same kind (I want to say capuchin, but I could be wrong) because he kept being a dick to them. He'd also learned to try and tempt humans as close to the cage like wall of the enclosure as he could by offering his food to them through the little holes, and then snatch it away if they tried to reach out and take it - presumably from years of little bastard kids doing the same to him. I even prefer him to most people. I don't know how long that kind of monkey lives normally, but there's got to be a strong chance that he's dead now (and still probably better company than a lot of people).
Dave W Jun 2020 9:23am, 18 Jun 2020 1,796 posts	0 Dave W I really don't like monkeys either..
macca 53 Jun 2020 9:34am, 18 Jun 2020 27,822 posts	0 macca 53 I hate horses, bastards always sizing you up for a bite
halfpint Jun 2020 9:57am, 18 Jun 2020 31,492 posts	0 halfpint Horses make my eyes puff up. Bastards.
Derby Tup Jun 2020 9:59am, 18 Jun 2020 43,311 posts	0 Derby Tup Horses can bite humans? Great animals
Badger Jun 2020 10:02am, 18 Jun 2020 12,416 posts	0 Badger Oh yes, I was running past a field with a Shetland pony in it once, it came trotting up to the fence to say hello, took a bite at me first chance it got. Git.
Mouseytongue Jun 2020 10:03am, 18 Jun 2020 5,010 posts	0 Mouseytongue Dogs are ill mannered, wet nosed, arse licking, ball sniffing bastards. And I can’t see the point of cats unless withering looks and needles in the thighs are your thing. Double bastards!