thread for misanthropes

43 watchers (you wouldn't like them)

Derby Tup Jun 2020 10:07am, 18 Jun 2020 43,312 posts	0 Derby Tup Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can Wonderful, intelligent, athletic, noble creatures
ITG 🇮🇸 Jun 2020 10:11am, 18 Jun 2020 9,573 posts	0 ITG 🇮🇸 I watched the Napoli-Juve Coppa Italia final last night. I'd forgotten the depth of loathing I feel towards Juve, worsened by an English commentator who spoke as though it was Juve's birthright and that Napoli were lucky to be there, despite the fact that it was Napoli who had all the best shots (saved by the miraculous Buffon). It was a very uncomfortable experience all told that involved quite a bit of yelling at the telly. Quite satisfying in fact. Especially when Napoli won on penalties. With a keeper who wasn't born when Buffon won his first Coppa Italia with Parma.
Raemond Jun 2020 10:56am, 18 Jun 2020 5,577 posts	0 Raemond I was bitten by a police horse once. I don't blame the horse, I'm sure it was my own fault for being irresistibly delicious. Shetlands are grumpy little bastards, and as such I feel great affinity for them.
Mouseytongue Jun 2020 11:01am, 18 Jun 2020 5,013 posts	0 Mouseytongue Don't get me started on horses - "Dangerous at both ends and unforgivable in the middle" - Noel Coward.
Mazlin Jun 2020 11:14am, 18 Jun 2020 8,628 posts	0 Mazlin My horse frequently bites me. In a casual ‘I’ll just have a little taste of this’ way. He also bites if anything makes him feel stressed, if he thinks there’s food around or if you touch him in the wrong place. Or if you look at him funny. Despite this, I spend most of my free time and about 120% of my disposable income on him. He doesn’t give a shit.
Derby Tup Jun 2020 11:26am, 18 Jun 2020 43,318 posts	0 Derby Tup I’m warming to horses
rf_fozzy Jun 2020 11:41am, 18 Jun 2020 10,317 posts	0 rf_fozzy I don't give a damn about all you talking about f***ing horses. Just be quiet.
swittle Jun 2020 11:42am, 18 Jun 2020 64,950 posts	0 swittle Nay, lad.
RichHL Jun 2020 1:01pm, 18 Jun 2020 13,963 posts	0 RichHL You can't even eat a horse without someone complaining.
Raemond Jun 2020 1:11pm, 18 Jun 2020 5,578 posts	0 Raemond whoa there, fozzy.