Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 28 Mar 10:26am, 28 Mar 2024 3,080 posts	0 Mushroom When my grandfather was sick the doctor said to rub butter all over his back. He went down hill very quickly after that..
Mushroom 29 Mar 5:52pm, 29 Mar 2024 3,087 posts	0 Mushroom Why did the farmer name his horse 'Mayo' ? Because Mayonnaise.
jda 30 Mar 2:04pm, 30 Mar 2024 16,774 posts	0 jda
Jock Itch 30 Mar 9:12pm, 30 Mar 2024 14,023 posts	0 Jock Itch I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne."
Jock Itch 30 Mar 9:47pm, 30 Mar 2024 14,024 posts	0 Jock Itch For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
Chell 31 Mar 12:12pm, 31 Mar 2024 1,009 posts	0 Chell Women of a certain age are collecting small cats - it's the mini-paws.
daz1927 3 Apr 11:58am, 3 Apr 2024 6,071 posts	0 daz1927 Just saw an advert for a company called “Pure Cremation”. During said advert it shows you can buy gift vouchers. Brilliant, that’s the Christmas shopping sorted
Jock Itch 3 Apr 8:17pm, 3 Apr 2024 14,025 posts	0 Jock Itch The Beach Boys walk into a bar. "Round?" "Round…” "Get a round?" "I'll get a round….”
No.12 5 Apr 8:47am, 5 Apr 2024 3,614 posts	0 No.12 The difference between in-laws and outlaws is that the latter are wanted
Mushroom 5 Apr 11:52am, 5 Apr 2024 3,096 posts	0 Mushroom