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iRicey Jun 2023 8:21am, 27 Jun 2023 3,431 posts	0 iRicey Too soon to ask which Squid ordered a sub from Five Guys?
AndyS Jun 2023 6:21pm, 29 Jun 2023 2,141 posts	0 AndyS {Dad} Knock knock. {Son} Who's there? {Dad} Hike. {Son} Hike who? {Dad} Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with Baited breath. Sets the perfect trap.
Jock Itch Jun 2023 7:23am, 30 Jun 2023 13,918 posts	0 Jock Itch I've just ordered Bonnie Tyler's Goalkeeping Blunders Vol 2. It's just totally clips of Joe Hart.
Sigh Jul 2023 2:36pm, 3 Jul 2023 21,210 posts	0 Sigh
AndyS Jul 2023 5:41pm, 3 Jul 2023 2,149 posts	0 AndyS [Consider that stolen, Sigh ]
DocM Jul 2023 12:53pm, 4 Jul 2023 47,896 posts	0 DocM I have just bought a litre of Tipp-Ex on ebay. Big mistake.
Steve NordRunner Jul 2023 1:12pm, 4 Jul 2023 3,127 posts	0 Steve NordRunner I'm not surprised - it's very cheap to buy. Much of it is made by prison labour in houses of correction.
3M Jul 2023 1:22pm, 4 Jul 2023 21,559 posts	0 3M Q. What did one chromosome say to the other? A. Do these genes make me look fat?
Derby Tup Jul 2023 1:25pm, 4 Jul 2023 60,264 posts	0 Derby Tup
swittle Jul 2023 2:33pm, 4 Jul 2023 98,307 posts	0 swittle ^ [Has Kirk Spock out of turn?]