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JK chameleon Mar 2021 5:05pm, 18 Mar 2021 13,805 posts	0 JK chameleon All these puns will bring on the Rapture...
Binks Mar 2021 5:11pm, 18 Mar 2021 8,056 posts	0 Binks "What do we want?" "A compilation album of pop songs!" "What shall we call it?"
Eynsham Red Mar 2021 5:31pm, 18 Mar 2021 7,358 posts	0 Eynsham Red How about...
Seratonin Mar 2021 10:02pm, 18 Mar 2021 33,260 posts	0 Seratonin Gosh! I remember those ER with that disclaimer on the back "Not the original song or singers" Bloody awful too.
Chrisity Mar 2021 12:02am, 19 Mar 2021 18,769 posts	0 Chrisity Love me To Night???? That would be an original, Tom Jones's was Love me Tonight.
CogNoscensme AHA Mar 2021 10:12am, 19 Mar 2021 702 posts	0 CogNoscensme AHA A man goes to his doctor and says "every time I get an erection it looks just like a space rocket." The doctorsays "I'd better perform an examination, please get it out". The man gets it out and the doctor prods it. Before long, up it comes. The doctor says "that's completely amazing, I've never seen one like that before. You're right, it's just like a space rocket. What does your wife think?" "Oh, she's over the moon!
Shortcut Cam Mar 2021 12:42pm, 19 Mar 2021 1,529 posts	0 Shortcut Cam Shout out to the person who created the word plethora. It means a lot.
Nicholls595 Mar 2021 12:48pm, 19 Mar 2021 24,233 posts	0 Nicholls595
Diogenes Mar 2021 2:10pm, 19 Mar 2021 58,532 posts	0 Diogenes I saw this weird-looking woman coming through customs. Instead of eyes she had a speedometer and a tachometer, a hazard warning button for a nose, and a CD player slot where her mouth should’ve been. The paparazzi were falling over themselves to get her picture. I think she might have been a Kardashian.
Jason1969 Mar 2021 1:58pm, 20 Mar 2021 12,832 posts	0 Jason1969 There's a few people on my local Facebook asking about painters and decorators. I'm really tempted to tell them about this pilot I know...