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richmac Apr 2020 6:48am, 7 Apr 2020 13,861 posts	Quote Pin richmac Not heard a Cyclops joke before? It's your lucky day 😉 Two very strongly accented cockneys are looking at, I dunno , watches in a jeweler. "That's the one I'd get" says the first A Cyclops comes round the corner and punches him..
simbil Apr 2020 7:35am, 7 Apr 2020 8,551 posts	Quote Pin simbil Playing darts, a boy asks his dad "what's dark comedy". His dad shrugs and says "you'll aim better if you close one eye". "But I'm a cyclops" says the boy. "I know son, I know".
57.5 Degrees of Pain Apr 2020 8:58am, 7 Apr 2020 5,464 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain A cyclops asked me how to spell Hawaii. Didn't seem happy when I said 'You need two 'i's...'
covidcider Apr 2020 9:22am, 7 Apr 2020 450 posts	Quote Pin covidcider Breaking News: Ian Duncan-Smith has just declared Boris Johnson as fit for work
Derby Tup Apr 2020 9:24am, 7 Apr 2020 39,522 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup
Muttley Apr 2020 11:17am, 7 Apr 2020 629 posts	Quote Pin Muttley
Old Croc Apr 2020 2:21pm, 7 Apr 2020 30,813 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...……. ah remember the old days
Bazoaxe Apr 2020 3:30pm, 7 Apr 2020 16,253 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe covidcider just won the thread
57.5 Degrees of Pain Apr 2020 9:40pm, 7 Apr 2020 5,465 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain
daz1927 Apr 2020 7:58am, 8 Apr 2020 5,714 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Was in Tesco's and saw a guy with ten crates of San Miguel, 4 paellas and 6 sombreros... I thought to myself.. Hispanic buying..