Things you want to say but can't

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McGoohan Jun 2020 11:24am, 1 Jun 2020 45,562 posts	0 McGoohan STOP HOOVERING! THERE CAN'T BE ANYTHING LEFT TO HOOVER UP ANYMORE.
WtnMel Jun 2020 11:29am, 1 Jun 2020 1,398 posts	0 WtnMel [It's vacuuming McG - unless it is indeed a Hoover (snigger) ] [Heads off as he remembers there's some Henry'ing he promised to do …..]
macca 53 Jun 2020 11:40am, 1 Jun 2020 27,726 posts	0 macca 53 Just to lighten up your day the new regs make it illegal to have sex in your house with anyone who doesn’t also live there (unless it’s in the course of ahem business)😁 As I read this, unless you live together, it’s now unlawful to have sex with your lover indoors, but fine outdoors (subject to public decency offences); but you can have sex with an escort indoors, as that is reasonably necessary for their work purposes (see 7(d)(i)). twitter.com …
Meglet Jun 2020 12:09pm, 1 Jun 2020 21,068 posts	0 Meglet [surely it has been illegal for the last few weeks as well, seeing as we weren’t allowed to visit another household? Or is there some refinement to the law?]
Diogenes Jun 2020 12:50pm, 1 Jun 2020 49,317 posts	0 Diogenes I thought you'd be a bit more pleased than that
Nellers Jun 2020 1:00pm, 1 Jun 2020 36,423 posts	0 Nellers Everything will be alright in the end.
Little Nemo Jun 2020 1:18pm, 1 Jun 2020 10,611 posts	0 Little Nemo Does no one know how to spell any more? It shouldn't take 2 people 5 goes to fill in the missing H in Kazakhstan!
Mazlin Jun 2020 1:27pm, 1 Jun 2020 8,538 posts	0 Mazlin Thanks for bothering to turn up to that meeting that I called in to even though I'm actually on leave this week. There was absolutely nothing more enjoyable I could have been doing instead.
macca 53 Jun 2020 1:39pm, 1 Jun 2020 27,727 posts	0 macca 53 [Meglet, previously only the visitor was breaking the rules, now apparently both are]
halfpint Jun 2020 2:19pm, 1 Jun 2020 31,272 posts	0 halfpint Can you not just come over a little bit later so we can work with the bloody tide AND I can eat something and get organised without having to rush. We don’t all finish work at 4.