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Lip Gloss May 2020 3:49pm, 27 May 2020 40,753 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss [ Aw Gooner you don't need the added stress
Gooner May 2020 4:04pm, 27 May 2020 15,831 posts	Quote Pin Gooner [It's not my stress I'm worried about, which is what makes it all the more stressful]
WA May 2020 4:09pm, 27 May 2020 6,900 posts	Quote Pin WA Turn your engine off you inconsiderate cockwomble
Little Nemo May 2020 5:07pm, 27 May 2020 10,586 posts	Quote Pin Little Nemo Cough into your elbow you muppet! No wonder you took out half the Cabinet
Diogenes May 2020 5:24pm, 27 May 2020 49,131 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes That doesn’t sound at all creepy
HellsBells May 2020 6:07pm, 27 May 2020 26,831 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells For the love of god will you please just STFU
Velociraptor May 2020 7:22pm, 27 May 2020 46,760 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Is that tone of voice because I volunteered yesterday that I didn't share your adoration of "Boris", or have you eaten something that is disagreeing with your digestive system?
idle_wilder May 2020 8:13pm, 27 May 2020 1,981 posts	Quote Pin idle_wilder I've got so much motivation for everything right now - training, diet, job hunting, socialisation and just life in general. Even if Nicola does announce tomorrow we can go out and actually meet people in open spaces, I've got the energy to do so. I haven't made the mistake of opening the wine.
plodding hippo May 2020 8:17pm, 27 May 2020 51,512 posts	Quote Pin plodding hippo For the last fucking time!! There is no routine NHS staff testing. I can say it but no one is listening so I might as well not
macca 53 May 2020 9:20pm, 27 May 2020 27,720 posts	Quote Pin macca 53 [I’m listening((()))]