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HellsBells Nov 2018 9:32am, 13 Nov 2018 24,654 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells I have managed to get an NHS pension estimate. I am not going round and round in circles.
1step2far Nov 2018 10:52am, 13 Nov 2018 3,557 posts	Quote Pin 1step2far [Thanks Pedro! Binned the ppt and just talked] I'm not as eccentric as you think I am. Really I'm not. I'm sure I did a good job convincing you that I'm not completely bonkers.
HellsBells Nov 2018 11:14am, 13 Nov 2018 24,655 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells £22.50 for a 3k untimed fun run??? What planet are you on?
swittle Nov 2018 11:39am, 13 Nov 2018 51,272 posts	Quote Pin swittle Hovercraft assisted, I trust... ^
Groundhog Nov 2018 11:58am, 13 Nov 2018 22 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog I know your dad is probably about to die and that is bound to be very stressful, but you are still an annoying git.
Grast_girl Nov 2018 1:00pm, 13 Nov 2018 524 posts	Quote Pin Grast_girl Why do you take up the same amount of my time as all my other tutees put together? Why choose a course that requires a 3 hour commute both ways? Please read the instructions, rather than asking me umpteen questions. 1/10! And that was being generous. See me! [I would never say these to students, but need to vent.]
FatterITG Nov 2018 1:17pm, 13 Nov 2018 6,401 posts	Quote Pin FatterITG [GG: my favourite is: "Your paper shows flashes of competence." HB: they wanted 40 quid to run the colour run here in North Iceland!]
Diogenes Nov 2018 2:58pm, 13 Nov 2018 31,946 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I’m at the end of a one-lane slip road off of the A3, indicating right at the give way lines before the roundabout, and some stupid woman is trying to make her own lane to the outside and pull in front of me. I don’t understand it.
Gobi Nov 2018 3:00pm, 13 Nov 2018 65,321 posts	Quote Pin Gobi Really is time this stopped
Fragile Do Not Bend Nov 2018 3:22pm, 13 Nov 2018 3,704 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend What sort of kick do you get out of deliberately flooding the disabled toilet in a public building? Here, have a mop and get mopping. [Cant say it, as no idea what prat did it]