Dec 2019
8:43am, 3 Dec 2019
13,575 posts
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Yorkshire Pie
My assistant who is constantly either eating or chewing gum. You can see the gum in his mouth as he talks to you.
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Dec 2019
8:47am, 3 Dec 2019
44,159 posts
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Raptors Claws are Coming to Town
None of my current colleagues annoys me, which probably means I'm the token annoying colleague
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Dec 2019
11:10am, 3 Dec 2019
58,986 posts
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swittle
I would not know...now...
...but the legions of those who caused me to bite metaphorically at my lip would fill several football stadia.
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Dec 2019
11:18am, 3 Dec 2019
70 posts
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PK
One, the always happy, perky one. Every decent sized office has one.
I don't mind the happiness, but when you feel you're good at what you do....and you're not......it just becomes grating.
I'm such a b**ch, I know. And, of course, I AM perfect.
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Dec 2019
1:22pm, 3 Dec 2019
3,373 posts
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Surrey Phil
Too many people around me coughing their guts up. I'll be livid if I end up being ill as a result.
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Dec 2019
1:56pm, 3 Dec 2019
43,022 posts
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Diogenes
People who want the moon on a stick but aren’t prepared to pick up the moon and stick provided and put them together.
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Dec 2019
5:33pm, 11 Dec 2019
3,403 posts
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Surrey Phil
You try to be innovative by getting those working at home to engage at staff meetings by using Skype for Business. Not a problem for those at home but there's always someone in the meeting who moans about the concept and can't handle the change or new idea.
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May 2020
4:45pm, 6 May 2020
1,780 posts
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cackleberry
ooooo.
I have a colleague who is a VERY noisy eater, to the point I think (hope) he's doing it on purpose cos he can see the hairs on the back of my neck stood up.
He also does this thing, we call it 'pissing all over' the office. He'll put his jacket on one chair, his laptop bag on another, something somewhere else etc. Take phonecalls on the edge of my desk. He's like a dog marking his territory. He has his own chair, his own desk and a perfectly serviceable coat rack behind the door.
Grr.
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May 2020
7:50am, 7 May 2020
6,672 posts
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Jono.
Same here with noisy eater, slurps his brews, breaths very heavy - pre heart attack breathing. It's only a matter of time.
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May 2020
8:02am, 7 May 2020
30,936 posts
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halfpint
I have a colleague who has an irritatingly ‘nice’ persona. All smiles, high pitches friendly greetings and faux interest in your wellbeing. However she has a proven track record of not pulling her weight on shared projects, taking credit for other people’s ideas and generally stabbing people in the back. Every time she greets me I want to punch her in the face.
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