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Velociraptor
Having just taken the bins out in the dark while wearing the Inov8 equivalent of Crocs, I can see the point of those lights. Fewer slugs would squelch under my feet.
Mar 2023
6:27pm, 9 Mar 2023
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fetcheveryone
This is the existential crisis duck all over again - I'd like those :-)
Mar 2023
6:28pm, 9 Mar 2023
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ChrisHB
if we swapped places, V'rap, more slugs would die under my feet.
Mar 2023
8:50pm, 9 Mar 2023
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ChrisHB
The music's traditional feel is contrasted by the modern vibe produced by the fresh grooves, and the classic Japanese sounds produced by the shakuhachi and koto complement the ensemble of the Western instruments and celebrate the beginning of a new journey. The title 'Ai' encompasses a wide range of meanings including 'indigo,' 'love,' 'meetings' and 'encounters' in Japanese.

(Air Japan)

I wonder if Japanese workers love meetings like wot we do.
Mar 2023
9:05pm, 12 Mar 2023
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Dvorak
Cycling Winter Camping Self-heating Insole Heating Insole Constant Temperature

Description

Name: Self-heating Insole
100% Brand New and High Quality
Material: Sponge
Color: fuchsia, yellow
Size:S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL
Features:
Nano gene heating constant temperature insole
The nano-gene embedded in the insole can effectively absorb the energy in the environment and quickly convert it into heat and far-infrared, and conduct and penetrate from the surface to the inside. It produces a warming effect and also resonates and resonates with the tissue cells of the foot, which promotes Cell activity can relieve fatigue and accelerate metabolism. At the same time, it can effectively decompose bacteria and other microorganisms in the feet to create a healthy foot environment.
Package Includes:
1Pair Constant Temperature Self-heating Insoles
Notice:
1. Please allow 2-3% error due to manual measurement.
Please make sure you do not mind before you bid.
2. The colors may have different as the difference display,please understand.
Mar 2023
9:35pm, 12 Mar 2023
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Steve NordRunner
Surely insoles with accelerated feet metabolism would make you run faster, too. Maybe you could make a body-suit out of them.
Mar 2023
10:28pm, 12 Mar 2023
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Dvorak
I'm wondering if embedded nano-genes may be superior to air source heat pumps? Or could replace microwave ovens?

Also if it could be used in bedding, as an alternative to electric blankets, by resonating and resonating, although I'm not sure that I want an accelerated metabolism in bed, even if it would also create a healthy environment by decomposing bacteria. Could be marketed as "slim whilst you sleep".
Mar 2023
3:38pm, 13 Mar 2023
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Red Squirrel
You could wake up in the morning to find you’d disappeared.
Mar 2023
6:13am, 21 Mar 2023
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Sigh
Why, just why!



£25, apparently.
Mar 2023
7:22am, 21 Mar 2023
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Maclennane
Got Secret Santa written all over it

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