Meaningless product descriptions

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Feb 2023
1:45pm, 26 Feb 2023
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GlennR
FWIW Israeli beer is very good indeed, as is Lebanese wine, so this might be too.
Feb 2023
5:44pm, 26 Feb 2023
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GordonG
I can definitely vouch for the quality of Korce (Albanian) beer.
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6:11pm, 26 Feb 2023
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ChrisHB
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Pity they don't know about the rule of not beginning a sentence with a figure.
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6:43pm, 26 Feb 2023
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Red Squirrel
True dat, HB!
Feb 2023
6:46pm, 26 Feb 2023
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Red Squirrel
Chateau Musar is a Lebanese wine I've not had for a few years. Bloody lovely.
Feb 2023
3:53pm, 27 Feb 2023
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Running Ronnie
Not quite meaningless, but definitely a load of rubbish.

Foods are very often described as "low calorie" or "high energy" with both being touted as a good thing.
Feb 2023
2:57pm, 28 Feb 2023
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GlennR
Meaninglessness with malice:

"Corsodyl toothpaste has a unique formulation that gives it a therapeutic taste. After brushing, gums feel healthy and teeth feel ultra clean".

Whoever came up with "a therapeutic taste" deserves to rot in the same pit of hell as the person who gave Waitrose "deliciously new".
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3:15pm, 28 Feb 2023
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GregP
[I read that while on a Teams call. I was asked by my Ch/Super why I was smiling...]
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6:29pm, 4 Mar 2023
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GregP
It quite meaningless but I was taken aback by “compasses are our heritage” in a Silva advert
Mar 2023
7:42pm, 4 Mar 2023
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Dvorak
Spotted in Lidl:

Guinness Draught in a new can size perfect for your Guinness pint glass.

Contents: 538 ml

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