Meaningless product descriptions

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Red Squirrel Feb 2023 8:28am, 15 Feb 2023 22,736 posts	0 Red Squirrel Glenn - that is a v interesting website!
Dvorak Feb 2023 10:19pm, 16 Feb 2023 26,652 posts	0 Dvorak Pulsing at the heart of each NITROSURGE device is an ultrasonic transducer, with a specifically tuned wavelength and frequency to create the iconic Guinness surge. The NITROSURGE device is finely tuned to create perfectly formed nitrogen bubbles, keeping the surge and flavour of beautiful, great tasting Guinness for every pour. (Price: approx £40. And it only works with special Guinness cans. My current work task is packaging these (cans and devices) into display units. Look out for them in a shop near you!)
Badger Feb 2023 11:02pm, 16 Feb 2023 16,026 posts	0 Badger Pretty strong argument for going down the pub there.
Badger Feb 2023 11:03pm, 16 Feb 2023 16,027 posts	0 Badger If you buy the special cans but not the £40 widget, does the beer come out flat?
cackleberry Feb 2023 2:36pm, 24 Feb 2023 2,932 posts	0 cackleberry Chinese style yogurt.
GordonG Feb 2023 3:30pm, 24 Feb 2023 9,623 posts	0 GordonG Is it attached to a large balloon?
cackleberry Feb 2023 4:26pm, 24 Feb 2023 2,933 posts	0 cackleberry Ha! Spy yogurt.
GordonG Feb 2023 11:45am, 26 Feb 2023 9,627 posts	0 GordonG Can you guess what product is being described? "From the land where [X] and human civilization were born ...a marriage of Western [Y] tradition, Eastern complexity and a sublime expression of the Lebanese renaissance. A [X] inspired straight from the spice markets of Lebanon with distinct Lebanese flavours and innovation" So, X = ? and Y = ?
Dvorak Feb 2023 12:44pm, 26 Feb 2023 26,686 posts	0 Dvorak X = falafel Y = artisan
GordonG Feb 2023 1:30pm, 26 Feb 2023 9,628 posts	0 GordonG