Meaningless product descriptions

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Dec 2022
12:02pm, 19 Dec 2022
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Snoot
On a pack of Blancmange:

“For a no added sugar version use an alternative to cow’s milk such as unsweetened almond drink and sweetener”

I know it’s technically correct but that’s taking sugar free to it’s extreme!!
Dec 2022
12:38pm, 19 Dec 2022
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GregP
Disappointed there isn't advice about removing electrons for an electron free version.
Dec 2022
1:06pm, 19 Dec 2022
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GlennR
Replace milk with alpha radiation.
Dec 2022
10:18am, 22 Dec 2022
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GregP
Not sure whether this should be here or 'things you don't understand' but the latest Sweaty Betty 'last minute gift' email includes reversible ear warmers.
Dec 2022
10:20am, 22 Dec 2022
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McGoohan
*checks ears*

That's not fair. Mine don't reverse.
Dec 2022
10:20am, 22 Dec 2022
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McGoohan
Do they reverse and become ear coolers?
Dec 2022
10:49am, 22 Dec 2022
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Good King Carpathius
For when you put your ears on backwards in the morning?
Dec 2022
9:55pm, 24 Dec 2022
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ChrisHB
The company will adopt a gastronomic policy focused on Italian excellence, fresh products, new ways of cooking by plane.
It will also have a vocation for the circular kitchen, where the raw material is the protagonist and is 100% respected.
It will be the first cruelty free airline and will serve exclusively cultivated meat, without killing the animal.

(this is a machine translation but I am not convinced the original is much better)
Dec 2022
7:00am, 25 Dec 2022
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GregP
That’s brilliant Chris.
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Dec 2022
7:43am, 25 Dec 2022
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um
So only taking one leg off the pig for the ham?
Which coincidentally means the pig runs round in vocational circles after that?

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