Meaningless product descriptions

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Snoot Dec 2022 12:02pm, 19 Dec 2022 5,764 posts	0 Snoot On a pack of Blancmange: “For a no added sugar version use an alternative to cow’s milk such as unsweetened almond drink and sweetener” I know it’s technically correct but that’s taking sugar free to it’s extreme!!
GregP Dec 2022 12:38pm, 19 Dec 2022 141,592 posts	0 GregP Disappointed there isn't advice about removing electrons for an electron free version.
GlennR Dec 2022 1:06pm, 19 Dec 2022 67,055 posts	0 GlennR Replace milk with alpha radiation.
GregP Dec 2022 10:18am, 22 Dec 2022 141,733 posts	0 GregP Not sure whether this should be here or 'things you don't understand' but the latest Sweaty Betty 'last minute gift' email includes reversible ear warmers.
McGoohan Dec 2022 10:20am, 22 Dec 2022 52,074 posts	0 McGoohan checks ears That's not fair. Mine don't reverse.
McGoohan Dec 2022 10:20am, 22 Dec 2022 52,075 posts	0 McGoohan Do they reverse and become ear coolers?
Good King Carpathius Dec 2022 10:49am, 22 Dec 2022 21,974 posts	0 Good King Carpathius For when you put your ears on backwards in the morning?
ChrisHB Dec 2022 9:55pm, 24 Dec 2022 22,155 posts	0 ChrisHB The company will adopt a gastronomic policy focused on Italian excellence, fresh products, new ways of cooking by plane. It will also have a vocation for the circular kitchen, where the raw material is the protagonist and is 100% respected. It will be the first cruelty free airline and will serve exclusively cultivated meat, without killing the animal. (this is a machine translation but I am not convinced the original is much better)
GregP Dec 2022 7:00am, 25 Dec 2022 141,854 posts	0 GregP That’s brilliant Chris.
um Dec 2022 7:43am, 25 Dec 2022 6,833 posts	0 um So only taking one leg off the pig for the ham? Which coincidentally means the pig runs round in vocational circles after that?