Meaningless product descriptions

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GregP Dec 2022 4:25pm, 15 Dec 2022 141,529 posts	0 GregP No wonder the retail industry is in trouble.
Nellers Dec 2022 5:03pm, 15 Dec 2022 40,098 posts	0 Nellers You’ll make a strange splashing sound as you walk if you do that fetcheveryone.
One Thousand Oddly Festive Spiders Dec 2022 5:05pm, 15 Dec 2022 1,783 posts	0 One Thousand Oddly Festive Spiders squelcheverywhere?
GregP Dec 2022 11:06am, 16 Dec 2022 141,544 posts	0 GregP
Good King Carpathius Dec 2022 11:35am, 16 Dec 2022 21,941 posts	0 Good King Carpathius That quite aptly described our parkrun a couple of weeks ago.
GregP Dec 2022 7:00pm, 16 Dec 2022 141,561 posts	0 GregP Enviably situated in one of Chelmer Village's most desirable turnings
GlennR Dec 2022 7:31pm, 16 Dec 2022 67,034 posts	0 GlennR They should have gone for dead ends.
Fragile Do Not Bend Dec 2022 5:01pm, 17 Dec 2022 10,513 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend I need some more Lorem Ipsum in my life
Dvorak Dec 2022 5:05pm, 17 Dec 2022 26,313 posts	0 Dvorak I think that would be preferable to "easy decompression of family life partner"
Sigh Dec 2022 1:26pm, 18 Dec 2022 18,235 posts	0 Sigh Well, this would account for a lot: ...and possibly this, too (but not on this fine site, obvs):