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Steve NordRunner Nov 2022 1:45pm, 28 Nov 2022 2,287 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Anyone recognize the lyric advertsing a karaoke machine? If it feels like paradise Running through your bloody veins You know it's love heading your way. Which reminds me - I have to go out and find someone's veins to run through.
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Nov 2022 1:59pm, 28 Nov 2022 19,773 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) George Ezra - "Paradise"
Fragile Do Not Bend Dec 2022 11:01am, 1 Dec 2022 10,433 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Found on Facebook, I’ve not managed to work out what the product was that this was attached to.
Nellers Dec 2022 11:36am, 1 Dec 2022 39,974 posts	0 Nellers The empress is in high demand, it seems. That's an incredibly bit of translation.
Red Squirrel Dec 2022 11:48am, 1 Dec 2022 22,537 posts	0 Red Squirrel My guess would be a sea sponge Frag, but it's a creative guess.
GregP Dec 2022 11:54am, 1 Dec 2022 141,021 posts	0 GregP My word.
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Dec 2022 11:46am, 3 Dec 2022 19,825 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Today's Not exactly meaningless email ad from Runderware .... "Like a fine wine... Our best-seller is now available in a limited-edition new colour, just in time for Christmas! Get the same award-winning protection and chafe-free guarantee, in our new head-turning colour." I'm not sure I want my running underwear to be head turning.
Dvorak Dec 2022 12:16pm, 3 Dec 2022 26,252 posts	0 Dvorak You'd have to run with no shorts, which would be head-turning in itself. Or with your pants on the outside: ditto and rather defeating their purpose.
Steve NordRunner Dec 2022 1:26pm, 3 Dec 2022 2,324 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Shame I missed the ceremony for the award-winning protection. I would expect tickets to be sold at a “box” office.
Oscar the Grouch Dec 2022 9:36am, 8 Dec 2022 5,430 posts	0 Oscar the Grouch Can't let this through... The NOVABLAST™ 3 running shoe draws inspiration from a geometric origami feature for the upper and midsole.