Meaningless product descriptions

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Nov 2022
10:39am, 26 Nov 2022
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FergusG
Might need some ear protection for this one…

Nov 2022
1:22pm, 26 Nov 2022
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McGoohan
Your ears will get pregnant?!

Because this device will thoroughly f*** them I suppose
Nov 2022
2:37pm, 26 Nov 2022
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GregP
I think I’d better update the header then.
Nov 2022
4:04pm, 26 Nov 2022
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Steve NordRunner
How could that have happened? Translation from «Musical ecstasy» or «makes love to your ears» or perhaps «mounts on your stick»?
Nov 2022
4:12pm, 26 Nov 2022
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ChrisHB
For instance, the French word that we think means 'pregnant' has all these meanings in practice:

pregnant
inside
expectant
expecting
gravid
enclosure
speaker
chamber
housing
wall
forum
compound
Nov 2022
4:40pm, 26 Nov 2022
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Nellers
So it could be “your ears will get housing”?
Nov 2022
4:42pm, 26 Nov 2022
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ChrisHB
I guess the original translation was from a language of China, but a fool translating from French has to choose between all those possibilities on seeing the word 'enceinte', or will most likely just go for 'pregnant'.
Nov 2022
7:04am, 28 Nov 2022
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GregP
If you need extra space in your filofax personal organiser then this pack contains 100 sheets of white ruled notepaper.
Nov 2022
8:02am, 28 Nov 2022
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Nellers
Does anyone use a filofax these days?
Nov 2022
8:04am, 28 Nov 2022
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GregP
Occasionally, yes. Sorry to disappoint.

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